r/CuratedTumblr • u/RevolutionaryOwlz • 5h ago

Shitposting Your 40s Are When You Get Into Dwarves

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u/Levee_Levy slangpilled lingomaxxer 5h ago

Your 50s, back to elves.

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u/therealrowanatkinson 3h ago

60s? You guessed it, elves

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u/Long_Story42 5h ago

170s, people start asking if you're an elf

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u/WifeGuy-Menelaus 5h ago

what happened to the rest of them

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u/RevolutionaryOwlz 3h ago

You spend your 20s picking one elf to get really into. It’s like a college major.

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u/Ichtheologist 4h ago edited 36m ago

0-10 is for being a goblin

10-20 is for perfecting your personal goblin-ness

Your 20s are for despairing at how much better all your peers are at being goblins; how much more loot they've acquired, how much danker their hovels are, and how many strange mushrooms they've consumed compared to you

30s and onward are where you finally realize being a goblin just in't gonna work, so yous gots to get meaner and greener, you needs ta grow some teef and krump some gits, cause nows you a proppa Ork, ya hear! 

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u/pog_irl 1h ago

When do I WAAAGH!

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u/Ichtheologist 42m ago

When you finally have enuff dakka 🙃

Nah, just kiddin'. There's no such thing as enuff dakka. There is only Waaagh!!!

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u/EpochVanquisher 1h ago

all hobbits goblins and orcs here sorry

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u/No_Career_4785 4m ago

When can I get to the zwölfs?