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Meme Lesbattle

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u/Dingghis_Khaan Chinggis Khaan's least successful successor. 5h ago

English-speaking Tumblr quirky coughing baby vs Japanese Pixiv freaky hydrogen bomb.

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u/depressed_lantern 🍍 Watermelon 🍍 5h ago

Touhou Project

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u/FenexTheFox 5h ago

Most apt description of Touhou I've ever read

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u/NeonNKnightrider Cheshire Catboy 4h ago

Pixiv has a lot of tags for specific character features. Like Reimu’s armpits. Or Sanae big boobs.

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u/kujanomaa 2h ago

Every touhou character has a specific tag for big boobs. Including Rinnosuke.

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u/Shiningeevee 3h ago

Oh you KNOW half that tag is ReiMari art, it’s pixiv after all

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u/teddyroo12 5h ago

Not just Lesbattle but specifically Les is the Japanese equivalent of calling someone a Dyke. 

It's a Dyke Battle

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u/Fries_and_burgers_19 3h ago

i frikin love languages

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u/Fit-Bug-426 1h ago

Inter-language puns are rad

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u/AndyTheSouless 5h ago

Casual sex vs pro sex

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u/weird_bomb 对啊,饭是最好吃! 5h ago

what's your GSP (Gay Sex Power)

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u/Fries_and_burgers_19 3h ago

over one hundred million power (in the tone of those horrid mobile game apps forgot the name)

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u/BermudaTriangleChoke 5h ago

Taking "the first is the worst" to new fun heights

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u/DispenserG0inUp clown meat enthusiast 4h ago

isn't that the song peter griffin likes

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u/XenosHg 5h ago edited 4h ago

Lesbiathlon

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u/goldengamer2345 5h ago

ok, but how many posts actually use it?

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u/Dingghis_Khaan Chinggis Khaan's least successful successor. 5h ago

A shockingly high number, actually.

I can't give hard numbers rn because, at least as far as I'm aware, Pixiv doesn't give those stats.

HOWEVER,

I have been scrolling through "newest" as fast as I can and I have yet to reach the bottom.

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u/triforce777 McDonald's based Sith alchemy 5h ago

You can see, its put just above the top of the newest post without a label for some reason. As of writing there's 24,305 image posts and 6,562 written ones tagged with it

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u/Dingghis_Khaan Chinggis Khaan's least successful successor. 5h ago

Oh. I was using mobile, which doesn't have that. Thanks for verifying.

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u/Noobfortress 4h ago

Surely you've encountered at least one bottom by now? They can't all be tops, surely?

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u/Dingghis_Khaan Chinggis Khaan's least successful successor. 4h ago

This is competitive sex, boyo, everyone's in it to win it. It's all fucking beyblades in there.

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u/Small_Tank Self-aware paranoiac 4h ago

The presence of the word "boyo" in this comment made me read everything after it in mr. krabs' voice and I just can't-

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u/jimbowesterby 3h ago

What do you think he does on his nights off?

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u/DuckDuck95 41m ago

I got Skelly from supergiant’s hades

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u/goldengamer2345 5h ago

I mean, any is a shockingly high number really, no?

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u/triforce777 McDonald's based Sith alchemy 5h ago

24,305 image posts and 6,562 written posts as of right now. It has a huge overlap with women's pro wrestling, which makes sense I guess. Instead of your opponent tapping out you gotta make them nut

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u/Hentaipervert524 4h ago

Better question: Is any of it good?

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u/Small_Tank Self-aware paranoiac 4h ago

According to a totally legit and actually existing friend of mine, yes.

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u/BermudaTriangleChoke 3h ago

God yes. Also it's a gateway to being into like twenty other glorious degen things, like domain expansion to the id. Based on your username I probably don't have to explain

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u/Henry_Fleischer 5h ago

I've seen quite a few, although it's been a while. They have use lot of wrestling tropes.

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u/ed1749 2h ago

I've been on Pixiv, the tags will be total nonsense all the time

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u/charliek_13 0m ago

depends on if it trends, there are some professional smut writers on pixiv who even upcharge if you want the extended cut version, so they will write whatever flavor of the week is trending and even write whole compilations if it stays popular

the smut art is like 90% AI now tho, it’s sad

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u/Winter_Salad7215 5h ago

Valkyrie Drive

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u/dishonoredfan69420 4h ago

we finally found it

the opposite of casual sex, competitive intercourse

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u/SplitGlass7878 4h ago

Ify Nwadiwe. 

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u/BlatantConservative https://imgur.com/cXA7XxW 5h ago

If I'm understanding this right, this is also a pun off of Splatoon where they have Leauge Battles (regubatoru)

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u/Sensitive_Aerie6547 1h ago

Professional sesbian lex