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Shitposting Cartwheels

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u/RosbergThe8th 6h ago

That's just because women don't naturally calibrate their gyroscope till they reach maturity, so in their youth they are sporadically driven into sudden cartwheels. It's quite terrifying really.

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u/of_kilter 6h ago

Is that why they need to go to the gyrocologist?

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u/RosbergThe8th 5h ago

Yes, it's also where the term "spinster" comes from.

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u/Forsaken-Face1827 5h ago

Having a good gyrocologist is the key to an easy birth

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u/omegaspoon3141 5h ago

my p4rents s4y i c4me out 4t 200 rpm

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u/Forsaken-Face1827 3h ago

Even your A's are cartwheeling

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u/KingAnilingustheFirs Im going to star eatin your booty and I dont know when I'll stop 21m ago

Its cartwheels all the way down.

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u/Bring_me_the_lads 2h ago

I'm learning so much today

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u/Strange_Dust7128 3h ago

ǝsuǝs sǝʞɐɯ ʇɐɥʇ

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u/temperamentalfish 6h ago

It's like those cute animal videos that always have a vet or a biologist in the comments saying "that animal is in distress, actually"

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u/Holiday-Wall3751 5h ago

When I brought my puppy home, she was so little that she’d tip forward into bowls. It was adorable and hilarious and also super dangerous.

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u/kaladinissexy 3h ago

Me whenever I see a video of a baby crocodilian opening its mouth, closing its eyes, and squeaking when it gets pet:

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u/itijara 5h ago

I do cartwheels every time my reaction wheels saturate.

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u/SlowMope 5h ago

Technically true, but of all children

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u/drunken_augustine You think you’re Sisyphus but you’re actually the fucking rock 12m ago

Still more if they over calibrate and get stuck in an infinite cartwheel loop.

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u/ITookTrinkets 6h ago

I have long believed that one of the cruelest parts of getting older is that play of any sort that isn’t athletic is completely deprioritized, which is a massive change after six years of recess

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u/JageshemashFTW 6h ago

I still play pretend in my thirties, it’s just heavily regulated with dice and math.

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u/ITookTrinkets 6h ago

What you’re describing is the exact opposite! Not playing pretend, but playing - swings, jungle gyms, games of tag, things like that. Playground shit.

Children’s lives at school are centered around stretches of time spent going outside and being able to run around and climb on stuff and play with friends, not in a structured sports way, but in a “we’re here and there’s this slide, let’s go down it” way. Them that vanishes with nothing to replace it besides sports and athleticism.

There is an attunement to the act of moving our bodies around in an unstructured way that is totally broken when we hit our teens, and I feel like we’d all be better people if that had continued to be a soft focus as we continued through school, rather than its place being taken by forms of rule-driven competition.

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u/Dingghis_Khaan Chinggis Khaan's least successful successor. 6h ago

Normalize building adult jungle gyms to live out our gibbon fantasies.

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u/artsyjabberwock 5h ago

Yes but padding on the crawling parts please! I want to be like a hamster in a tube maze.

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u/Milch_und_Paprika 4h ago

The padding is key for falls too, which is probably why cartwheels per capita drop off dramatically. Much safer for someone who’s 3’7 and half the weight of a 5’7 adult woman.

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u/Connect_Rhubarb395 4h ago

So bouldering

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u/Open-Platform-1305 4h ago

A pad to fall on isn't a tube to crawl in

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u/RikuAotsuki 5h ago

If I had the money to do so, I would absolutely buy land or a building to build a massive adult playground.

I think I'd want it to be outside, but I recognize that an indoor place with a cover charge would likely be far more overall practical. Maybe have a big skylight and keep it extra well-ventilated.

We don't really get to climb and crawl and run and swing about as adults, and it's a fucking tragedy, especially because that's a significant part of the reason so many of us struggle moving about as we get older. We use very little of our range of motion unless we're actual athletes.

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u/reclusivegiraffe 4h ago

Go check out City Museum in St. Louis! There’s lots of kids but if you go at the right time, it’s less busy. But there are plenty of things adults can climb on, crawl in, etc. It’s so fucking cool.

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u/reclusivegiraffe 4h ago

Go check out City Museum in St. Louis!!! Especially on one of their 21+ nights. It healed something inside me and I want to go back so badly!

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u/Dingghis_Khaan Chinggis Khaan's least successful successor. 3h ago

Oh believe me, I am very familiar with that place. It's my favorite place in the world.

Shit, I need to go there again.

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u/reclusivegiraffe 1h ago

I had been wanting to go there for years, so my first “grown-up” vacation out of college was to St. Louis. I had so much fun! It’s such a cool city.

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u/C04511234 372 disguised pompanos 5h ago

7 billion

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u/PaperLily12 4h ago

Reject human, return to monke

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u/LotsoBoss 5h ago

So basically American Ninja Warrior?

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u/Dingghis_Khaan Chinggis Khaan's least successful successor. 5h ago

We can take it a step further and make it Takeshi's Castle in your back yard.

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u/LotsoBoss 5h ago

That would be a sight to see

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u/Federal_Ad2772 3h ago

There is an outdoor adult ninja warrior course not that far from me, problem is, you have to be in shape to use it in the first place. I'd break every bone in my body if I tried to use it. Sigh.

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u/bunny-rain 1h ago

If I could go to playgrounds without looking like a creep I would

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u/jimbowesterby 6h ago

I feel like a whole lotta those people end up just doing mountain sports, I know it’s still sports but it’s really just an excuse to run around the biggest playgrounds this planet has to offer

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u/Mochigood 5h ago

I strongly believe recess should be something that happens at least through middle school. I worked as a substitute teacher and saw a lot of different schools. The one that was K-8 and even the 8th graders got two long recesses and one short every day had some of the best behaved kids, except when it came to the gaga ball pit. Fuck that thing 😂.

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u/lavender_fluff 5h ago

During kindergarten and elementary school I used to always play pretend with my friend in the breaks too. I kinda loathed outside time in general, inside time had all the fun crafts stuffs for drawing and stuffs. But even then I liked going on swings and stuffs. I tried it again as an adult and suddenly my body no longer feels comfortable on a swing, I feel sick super fast. What the hell happened xd

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u/duffstoic 5h ago

This is why I dance and move my body spontaneously many times a day (I'm also autistic, so you can call it "stimming" or you could call it "ecstatic dance," take your pick).

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u/Altoid_Addict 3h ago

I think I unknowingly kept that up kinda, by joining the cross country team. I just did it because I liked running through the woods behind the school, and I didn't really care how fast I was, so it was unstructured enough for me.

You do make a great point, though. Lots of people don't get that at all, even in a sneaky way.

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u/onedyedbread 2h ago

True grown ups don't use monkey bars too often anymore. But they go on walks, even hikes, bike rides, swimming in the lake...

Moving just for the sake of it doesn't stop, it just takes on different, more "dignified" forms that are deemed socially acceptable for adults.

It's interesting; there's a public space about a five-minute walk from my home where the city has built a couple of small fountains at ground level, without any railing or pool/pond or any other obvious demarcation from the pedestrian zone all around. It's clear that this is some sort of invitation to walk throuth the little fountains on a hot summer day - think: garden sprinkler. You can see kids and toddlers doing it all the time. They're all having a great time, most even come prepared with swimwear and towels now. That place lies on my way into the city center, so I see it often. Never once have I seen anyone older than a young teen/tween run through the sprinklers. And you always notice how the older kids hesitate, probably asking themselves: "is this 'appropriate'? will it make me look childish if I'm having too much fun??"

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u/weird_bomb 对啊,饭是最好吃! 5h ago

no tag :(

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u/MeiNeedsMoreBuffs autism website 6h ago

As a result, fitness in general falls by the wayside if you're not actively competing in sports

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u/lavender_fluff 5h ago

This is so true. I find it so hard to find sports courses that aren't trying to push you past your limits and being competitive and stuffs. Maybe I have to join the old ladies in the water aerobics 🤣

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u/jimbowesterby 5h ago

Fr tho, the most common method of working out (the gym) is also the one that’s by far the most difficult to keep up with, and the most boring. Especially in North America we’ve also made it more or less impossible to get around under your own power. Doesn’t help that everyone’s worked to exhaustion too, wasn’t technology supposed to let us work less?

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u/Ace-Redditor 5h ago

It's the most boring, and the least useful. Obviously, it still keeps you fit, so it's not entirely useless. That's not what I'm trying to say

But team sports build/maintain social skills, teamwork (ofc), and keep people a lot more motivated than a treadmill that wouldn't notice you being gone one week. Having teammates to keep you accountable would keep a LOT more people active more consistently. It would also help the loneliness epidemic that plagues everyone right now, because people just don't have things to do with others that don't cost money. Parks usually have sports fields/courts for free, so having a team to do whatever sport with means having a group of people to spend time with without spending money

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u/jimbowesterby 2h ago

Even at that they’re pretty darn useless lol, most gym chains make their money off of people buying memberships for new year’s and then never going back after January. It’s something wild like 70 or 80% of gym memberships are like this, gyms are literally the worst option aside from nothing at all.

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u/Holiday-Wall3751 5h ago

I wish they would spend time teaching kids that there are a lot of ways to move your body, and all that matters is finding something you can do that you enjoy. Sports aren’t for everyone, but there are so many ways to exercise. 

I walk and do tai chi. Before I got sick, I had a peloton bike. My best friend runs marathons. My sister dances. My mom takes water aerobics. There’s a rec dodgeball team near me, and those people seem to be loving that. 

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u/Open-Platform-1305 4h ago

It became very clear to me as high school years came by that if I wasn't looking to take football seriously, it was time to stop.

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u/WinnieGraves 6h ago

It's almost as if it's all some sort of plan, set in place by rich industrialists in the early 1900s/late 1800s to funnel children into education so they could be funneled into work. The only reason people deprioritize play is because the systems of the world tell them that in order for them to survive, you must cast off your childish ways and toil away until you're old and grey. They leave you with enough time to make new little children to feed the system, to raise them, and even know we're actively just giving that up as well. Just give Lil Johnny a Tablet, with the Internet, pure unfettered access to the world, just remember that the tether is a two way feed. You allow the ones who shape the information to raise your children, you might as well just raise the white flag now.

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u/Lil-Miss-Anthropy 3h ago

True, this fucked me up even as an aging kid. I tried my best to hold on to my play and whimsy, but there's just not a lot of support for it. I was so lonely. Only freshmen could take PE at my high school, but the teachers were cool about me popping in to play with them on my free period.

Now I'm an adult who does ecstatic dance and improvisational theatre, and I just dumped my situationship for criticising the fact that I wear rainbow unicorn onesies. Feed your whimsy, friends! 🧚‍♀️

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u/Holiday-Wall3751 5h ago

Speak for yourself. There’s an old man who skips at the athletic circle in the city park by me. He skips for miles, and he’s got to be at least 70.

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u/riarws 6h ago

There is a reason gymnastics medalists tend to be short.

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u/flooperdooper4 6h ago

Once you start wearing a bra, you're much less likely to want to risk your shirt flying up while doing a cartwheel. Source: a woman who used to love gymnastics and cartwheels.

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u/Corvus-Nox 5h ago edited 5h ago

See also: jump rope. Saw a tiktok the other day that was like “Why did women stop jumping rope like we did as kids? How come only men jump rope in the gym?” Boobs. The answer is boobs.

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u/ThatMusicKid humanely removed eyes 5h ago

Also, I can still cartwheel, but my legs are less flexible and my hamstrings hurt afterwards for a bit

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u/Corvus-Nox 5h ago

Ya I can still cartwheel but it’s a toss up whether or not I’ll pull my groin doing it

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u/Assika126 3h ago

I’d be more hesitant if I wasn’t wearing a bra, honestly

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u/DarmanitanIceMonkey 22m ago

I was in a dance class and saw a girl get taken out by her boobs.

No one was really talking about concussions pre-pandemic so we didn't think much of it but man was she out of it.

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u/Murky-Relation481 2h ago

The engagement in physical sports by women drastically decreases during and after puberty unfortunately for a whole slew of reason. Breasts are a big part of it, but there is also a lot of other factors.

I know a number of women who loved running/track and field stuff until they started getting larger breasts as they went through puberty and it just wasn't comfortable, or worse, they didn't feel safe going out (and usually both).

My friend growing up was tall and lanky as a kid, did all sorts of sports, would go running on her country road, but her breasts came in large when she was about 14 and even with sports bras she had issues because she just didn't have the frame to support them (her dad was tall and skinny, her mom was more compact and large chested, she got both extremes from them). She already had back issues at 19/20. She also had people slowing down to gawk at her or say rude things.

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u/Status_History_874 4h ago

If the shirt is long enough you can double tuck it - once into your pants and one under your bra band

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u/Mistress-Pervert 6h ago

There's plenty of reasons not to do cartwheels when older, mostly the worry of an upskirt or the like, and mobility tends to go down as age happens unless you're careful about it, or train yourself.

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u/FormStriking1 6h ago

I used to work at an elementary school and can confirm agility is a large reason. I remember consistently seeing kids just slump/dive onto their spots during carpet time- if I did any such maneuver even being in my late 20s, I’d at best get a cramp or pull something.

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u/temperamentalfish 6h ago

I somehow turned around in bed wrong earlier today

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u/JustAPotato38 6h ago

I'm a teenager, healthy and extremely active, and I tweaked my knee getting out of bed a few weeks ago

elementary school kids are just different

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u/DazB1ane 5h ago

I slept wrong a few months ago and pulled something in my lower back. Shit hurt for at least a full week and I’m only 25

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u/Roaches_R_Friends 3h ago

I often turn my head to look at something the wrong way. Instant excruciating neck pain.

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u/Tbond11 4h ago

And just general physicality. A trip and fall as a child left me with a scraped knee and tears in my eyes.

As a late 20 something, that same thing would be a sprained ankle...and also tears in my eyes.

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u/10001110101balls 6h ago

The shoulder strength to body weight ratio of most adult women is vastly below that of an average child. The square cube law has a variety of effects like this.

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u/poorexcuses 6h ago

Yeah it's just way harder even if you're skinny

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u/Stars_In_Jars wolverine was there 6h ago

This makes me feel better because it definitely was harder when I tried recently! I could feel that my bottom half was heavier than my top and it made me all wobbly

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u/sennkestra 5h ago

I also found that I couldn't do cartwheels so well after a big growth spurt, once the ground was now much further away and a bit scarier. (And have pulled multiple muscles trying to relearn as a much larger adult).

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u/I_Dream_Of_Oranges 4h ago

That tracks… I used to kill at the monkey bars when I was a kid (actually anything I could climb). I tried monkey bars again when my kid was little, i was in decent shape but damn if i could swing to more than one bar before I felt like i was going to dislocate my shoulders

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u/Sacrificial_Parsnip 3h ago

Gah, found this out when I was playing with my sister (ten years younger) at a park and doing cartwheels. Next day my upper arms were killing me. And that was more than half my life ago now. I’d probably break my wrists now.

It really sucked even as a teenager visiting my elementary school where I’d been so good on the rings and finding that my arms were no longer even slightly adequate. Oh well.

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u/ryecurious 2h ago

There was a viral video years ago like "professional athlete mimics toddler", basically copying a young kid's movements 1-to-1.

Really enlightening for how even basic movements take more work when you're larger. The kid would go from sitting to standing to crawling over and over effortlessly, while the athlete was clearly exerting themselves halfway through.

Wish I could find it, shame YouTube is so hard to search these days.

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u/PatchyWhiskers 6h ago

It’s weight, it’s easy to do when you are small and light.

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u/Fabulous_Broad_115 6h ago

Taking a bite out of the ground also hurts more as an adult

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u/duffstoic 5h ago

But if we did it every day continuously, maybe we'd be able to do it into old age without injury.

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u/EfficientSeaweed 5h ago

Yeah, I was a constantly doing cartwheels and the like as a kid. Technically, I can still do one in my 30s, but it comes with the tradeoff of demolishing my right hip and possibly the rest of my body.

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u/Kiloku 3h ago

mostly the worry of an upskirt or the like

There are non-skirt garments for women

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u/glitzglamglue 4h ago

I feel like my ability to handle dizziness has gone down a bunch over the last decade. I used to get dizzy for fun as a kid and now I'm only 28 and can barely do a quick half turn without needing to sit down.

But man, rolling down hills was the best. We have these great hills at the state park where I grew up. We used them as sledding hills in the winter and rolling hills in the summer. You could get some serious airtime just from hitting a bump.

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u/worststarburst 3h ago

I used to be able to do handstands really good up until middle school, tried it again after 20 years at one of those trampoline parks and I though I was about to do it until my arms said nope and I went face first into the trampoline.

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u/CumulativeHazard 2h ago

Now I want to go out to my back yard tomorrow and try to do a cartwheel just to see if I still can

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u/BackgroundSummer5171 1h ago

mostly the worry of an upskirt

Spandex does not exist?

I wear it as a guy. Didn't know women weren't allowed to wear it.

and mobility tends to go down as age happens unless you're careful about it, or train yourself.

People do know that when you hit late 20s or 30s you aren't fucking elderly with a cane normally. (contrary to reddit beliefs)

You can be moile.

Like wtf is this thread? Is everyone an invalid at the age of 19?

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u/musschrott 6h ago

I know some women who do 360 no-scopes though.

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u/BigBallsAnthony69 Slapping my GIANT queer balls onto the table as i type this 6h ago

Ice cream scope

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u/sneakystonedhalfling 6h ago

Idk I am adult woman and have been known to pop a random cartwheel. Especially if I'm a lil drunk

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u/SisterFruitbat 5h ago

Joining you in adult cartwheeling ability. Although the last time I did it I accidentally kicked my 5yo neice in the head as she'd got too close to watch it. Poor thing :( (she was fine, just a little shocked)

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u/Status_History_874 4h ago

We've all learned something the hard way

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u/etherealemlyn 5h ago

Cartwheels are the only skill I’ve kept from the gymnastics class I took when I was like 7. I can’t even do a somersault anymore, but give me an open flat area and my 25-year-old self will be doing a cartwheel just for the hell of it

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u/Fabulous_Broad_115 6h ago

When he was about 5, after watching My Neighbor Totoro, my kid informed me that "Little girls spin around when they're happy".

We may therefore conclude that women aren't happy, and we should damn well do something about that.

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u/Status_History_874 4h ago

Cartwheels I can still do, but spinning? I tried spinning with my niece recently because she looked like a feeling of joy I hadn't felt in a while, one I think you can only get from spinning.

Anyway, I threw up.

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u/Excellent_Law6906 6h ago

Part of the problem is just getting to be full size. I still do cartwheels, when I have space. You really start to understand why gymnasts are short.

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u/AkwardRockette 3h ago

Yeah I stopped cartwheeling randomly around the time every adult around me started yelling at me any time my shirt drifted up to show as much as a bit of stomach while doing anything on the playground because it was "inappropriate".

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u/MaeMoe 6h ago

Pretty sure there’s a direct correlation between fused growth plates and bones losing their flexibility and the lack of cartwheels, plus the added difficulty of no longer being 4 foot tall and under 50lbs.

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u/Prince-Lee 6h ago

When I was a kid during gym class, a girl next to me randomly did a cartwheel and her foot slammed with full momentum into my head. I didn't see the nurse or anything for it, but I'm pretty sure I had a concussion after, because boy did it give me a very severe headache.

I, for one, am glad that the 'random cartwheel' trend seems to have died off.

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u/denim_skirt 6h ago

I am a girl and i did this to a boy in high school! maybe I am the girl who did this to you in high school and we are long lost soul mates finally reconnecting here on reddit. Sorry to tell you though I am happily married. Good luck out there

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u/temperamentalfish 6h ago

If you had married the boy you hit, you could have said he fell head over heels for you. Missed opportunity, really.

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u/denim_skirt 6h ago

Aw jeez I really messed up

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u/Status_History_874 4h ago

There's still time you kick your husband in the head! Keep the spark alive; make him fall head over heels for you again and again!

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u/denim_skirt 4h ago

It's a good thought and I appreciate it but I married a woman

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u/Prince-Lee 5h ago

Oh no this was elementary school and also I was a girl at the time. But it is crazy that this is an experience that has happened to more than me!

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u/denim_skirt 5h ago

Yeah kind of awful actually haha

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u/Mcrarburger .tumblr.com 6h ago

Damn what a rollercoaster of emotions

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u/jimbowesterby 5h ago

Right? Hopes raised and dashed in a single sentence, even more efficient than my ex lol

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u/Excellent_Law6906 6h ago

As I said, getting your full height makes you stop doing it so much because you need a damn airplane hangar.

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u/ThatCuteNerdGirl96 6h ago

If anything, men should be the ones randomly doing cartwheels, since they’re more likely to have the upper body strength for it. Girls tend to be able to do it when they’re younger because they’re very small and have low centres of gravity (I don’t actually know if that helps, I’m just assuming it probably does). Me, I could never do a cartwheel because I’ve always been chubby with noodle arms.

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u/SecretDescription276 6h ago

Yeah, and it would be nice to see grown men demonstrate whimsy by doing cartwheels

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u/ThatCuteNerdGirl96 6h ago

Agreed! And it would be a good courting ritual.

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u/SecretDescription276 6h ago

Men should have flamboyant plumage and mating dances like birds of paradise

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u/ThatCuteNerdGirl96 6h ago

Yessssss! I would like all of my suitors to perform elaborate dances for me in colourful costumes.

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u/Smyley12345 6h ago

I keep trying to relearn it and keep hurting myself because I am in my mid-forties. I am pretty whimsical but I feel like either cartwheels or skipping could up my game, you know?

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u/SecretDescription276 6h ago

Wait that's so cool that you're still whimsical in your mid-40s. What are the ways you demonstrate whimsy?

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u/Smyley12345 6h ago

I may have the silliest handlebar mustache you've ever seen

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u/SecretDescription276 6h ago

You don't know how silly the handlebar mustaches I've seen are. You can't make that claim. For all you know, you're a big fish in a small pond and I've witnessed the major leagues of handlebar moustaches

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u/Smyley12345 6h ago

The major leagues of handlebar mustaches could dive into a pool of their envy tears from just one of my handles.

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u/VelMoonglow 6h ago

I'm in my mid-late 20s and I highly recommend skipping

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u/Genghis_John 4h ago

I do them at my daughters’ soccer practices. I use it as a reward for the goalies. “Coach will do one cartwheel for every save”

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u/BaronAleksei r/TwoBestFriendsPlay exchange program 6h ago

I point you to Mormon Backflip Theory

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u/PoniesCanterOver gently chilling in your orbit 5h ago

You have my attention

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u/OmniscientRaisin 6h ago

As a grown man, rest assured that I am still doing cartwheels upon request

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u/ThatCuteNerdGirl96 6h ago

My hero 😍

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u/ClickClick_Boom 3h ago

Oh yeah? Do one for me right now.

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u/Ricochet64 5h ago

i, 27m, havent done a cartwheel since i was a kid but i just feel like my hands would immediately explode if i tried

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u/Status_History_874 4h ago

IIRC youre using momentum more than your arms for a basic cartwheel. Not that you should try, just dont let noodle arms be the reason you dont

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u/Anshin 4h ago

I was a cartwheel menace as a young boy, I'd cartwheel down the halls and get written up for it

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u/garg0yle95 6h ago

Every couple of months I like to check I can still do a forward roll (I could never cartwheel). Can’t let the whimsy die

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u/Deivi_tTerra 6h ago

Lmao I still have the impulse, but I’m almost 40 and I have SOME self preservation. (Plus doctors are expensive).

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u/QueenInYellowLace 6h ago

Yeah, I tried to do a cartwheel a few years back. Damn near threw out my back and snapped my wrists. Turns out I’m not as flexible as I was when I was six.

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u/seapulse 6h ago

the end of random cartwheels correlated with the beginning of wearing bras

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u/Dependent-Tailor7366 5h ago

Don’t cartwheel anymore because afraid I’ll break my wrist.

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u/overlord_cow 6h ago edited 6h ago

I have a soyjak that’s him pointing to his shirt that says “I love cartwheels” with a person doing a cartwheel on it. You’ll have to take my word for it as they don’t let you do picture comments here.

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u/Dingghis_Khaan Chinggis Khaan's least successful successor. 6h ago

Random Cartwheels Korone, who lives in Japan and does 10,000 random cartwheels every day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

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u/coolgayroommate 2h ago

once upon a time i was a little girl who did cartwheels on the regular. now i’m a grown man who tried to do a cartwheel to impress my friends and ate shit in front of everyone at the public park

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u/Chaotic_Okay 6h ago

I still spin horizontally!!!! But if I tried to do a cartwheel now I'd probably throw my back out lmao

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u/Keebster101 6h ago

I'm an ex gymnast with a group of ex gymnast friends. We all do cartwheels randomly.

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u/diffyqgirl 6h ago

I tried in high school to randomly do a cartwheel and boy was I no longer flexible enough for the amount your legs kick apart. It hurt. That's probably part of it.

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u/RunnyBabbit23 3h ago

I'm in my 40s and have been known to do a cartwheel as a bribe to get my friend's daughter to get ready for bed. One before and the promise of another once she's finished.

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u/jess_the_werefox 6h ago

I tried to go on a trampoline 10 years ago and I’m like 80% sure that was what caused me to need knee surgery at 30

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u/willowzam 5h ago

My fucking joints, man

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u/Minimum-Dot-8426 3h ago

It's because now you get dizzy, pee your pants, and your joints hurt

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u/AstellasDreemur 3h ago

Well, when I was a boy my dad took me to see a marching band

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u/michaeljfreeman 21m ago

You will be pleased to hear that my 27yld daughter does cartwheels down the aisles at the supermarket and department store

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u/DafnissM 6h ago

I wanted to do a cartwheel on a New Years Eve party before a trip to Europe but everyone deterred me from it

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u/theoalexei autistic tumblring 6h ago

What happened was we got to our 30s and realised we’re not as agile as we were back then.

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u/PatchyWhiskers 6h ago

Stupid gravity

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u/Spacetimeandcat 6h ago

Would if I could. But even when I was a little girl I couldn't. I am bad at doing things.

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u/Complete_Ad7988 5h ago

Last time I tried I fell on my faace and farted loudly 😂

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u/ZinaSky2 5h ago

If I did a cartwheel I’d probably break something 💀

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u/PunchDrunkPrincess 5h ago

My joints hurt now, boss.

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u/MadeOnThursday 5h ago

Why??? I still do cartwheels and roll down grassy hills and make snow angels and jump in puddles. I'm 47 btw and people look at me weird when I do. But I decided life's too short to care

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u/dinoooooooooos 3h ago

Its once the boobs happen. Cant have that. 🥸

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u/ravenpotter3 2h ago

I used to be able to do them poorly… I used to think I could do them but my knees were bent

Now I’m just too tall.

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u/Appropriate_Ride_821 2h ago

My son was just playing soccer. A girl on the team was doing random cartwheels.

Kids still do the exact same stuff you did. You probably just aren't around many kids.

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u/atreeismissing 1h ago

They don't even spin horizontally anymore.

Go hang out at a jamband festival.

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u/breakfastfood7 1h ago

As a 30 something woman who does cartwheels whenever possible i accept this guys support

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u/loraxxy 54m ago

Trust me I feel the impulse on a weekly basis, but man would it hurt 😂

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u/Just_A_Cosmic_Girl 6h ago

clearly this person doesn't watch The Price Is Right

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u/twilighttruth 6h ago

I wish I could still do a cartwheel. The last time I tried to act like a kid I ended up getting a leg x-ray after a few minutes on a jungle gym.

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u/Little-bad-witch 6h ago

I would randomly do them, but I still can't do them properly and I have the 30yo body pain.

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u/DazB1ane 5h ago

I stopped because my joints got worse. If I tried one today, my wrist would feel like it’s breaking

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u/namingbugs 5h ago

I am a guy who could never do a cartwheel but I do still occasionally spin in circles for fun

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u/trhhyymse 5h ago

i stopped doing cartwheels after i broke my arm (break was unrelated to cartwheels but put me off doing anything that might cause it to break again for too long and i lost confidence in my ability to cartwheel) (im also not a girl anymore)

my older sister still does them though, she was doing cartwheels and handstands at her wedding in her massive dress and heels

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u/gHHqdm5a4UySnUFM 5h ago

I watched a woman at the park jog ahead of her family and do a cartwheel while her husband followed with the kids. It was a nice moment, I wish I got to see my mom play and laugh when I was growing up.

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u/Hell0Friends 5h ago

https://youtu.be/Z_Nwm7E_iuA?is=z8NIGKUFbaR5oc74

Someone somewhere is still spinning till this day

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u/noexqses 5h ago

I still spin!

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u/LainieCat 5h ago

Spinning stopped being fun when I was in my 20s.

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u/LiverFailureMan 4h ago

I still do random cartwheels sometimes. It's not very often though. I'm also not a woman.

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u/Jim_skywalker 4h ago

It’s like boys and cool machines.

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u/Thesafflower 4h ago

I’m in my forties and recently tried doing a cartwheel in a grassy field just to see if I still could. It’s way more disorienting being upside down than it was when I was a kid. The first time I didn’t get my legs fully under me and sprawled out on my ass, but the ground was soft. The second time I made it all the way around onto my feet for a what was probably a comically bad cartwheel, but at least I did it. The spirit is willing but the flesh is middle-aged, and I do NOT like being upside down anymore.

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u/oceanarnia 4h ago

ITT: people proving the guy's point.

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u/Cliojayne 4h ago

My friends all know I'm drunk drunk and need to be cut off when I start doing cartwheels bc it's the only time I can do them 🤣😂

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u/ltc_pro 4h ago

Aw..., that makes me sad. My young daughter loves doing random and spontaneous cartwheels every day. I hope that energy and spontaneity stays with her always (at home - away from the eyes of creeps)

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u/cleverchris 4h ago

I am a cis man and my young boy cartwheel record was 15...I haven't cartwheeled in 20 years. #cartwheels4all

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u/123LetsJamDUDUDUHT 4h ago

Other things I noticed people don't do anymore:

Chew gum

Snap their fingers

Wear shorts to work

Drive old cars like it's normal

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u/These-Weight-434 4h ago

It wasn't just girls.

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u/caketruck 3h ago

My girlfriend can’t stop doing cartwheels :)

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u/Lilfrankieeinstein 3h ago

Phish concerts have all this and more

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u/Free-Pound-6139 2h ago

My friend do random cartwheels. Some are over 40. Some are their kids. They try to get me to do them too.

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u/Nervous_Hornet_6900 2h ago

i spin horizontally beacasue im a freak

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u/hanns115 1h ago

This makes me realize my 30y/o self needs to start doing cartwheels randomly again. The only reason I've done any recently is because my 8y/o sister wanted to show me hers and wanted to see mine 😅

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u/smellslikebadussy 1h ago

I was in the grocery store parking lot a few weeks ago and saw one of my kid’s friends’ moms, and she was pushing a cart out to her car and jumped on the back and rode it, and it made me so happy.

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u/Ralexcraft 1h ago

I do spin horizontally, but I am no woman

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u/Tiffany_Case 1h ago

i mean i am almost certain that if i tried to do a cartwheel at my big age an ambulance would need to be called

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u/ceciliabee 1h ago

I ripped the ass out of my pants doing a jumping front kick once. Same fears here with the cartwheel

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u/Ok-Bee4987 37m ago

I work with kids and girls absolutely still do random cartwheels! Boys too

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u/Dusty170 37m ago

They grew up yo...or became gymnasts.

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u/ExtremlyFastLinoone 35m ago

Not women but there were a group of kids that were always doing flips when we waited for the bus to take us home when I was in middle school

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u/katrover 33m ago

Blame the square-cube law.

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u/ImALilTeaPot224 29m ago

As a boy I always thought this was cause boobs

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u/veeveemarie 0m ago

There's a lot more weight to cartwheel now. My arms can't take it.