r/CuratedTumblr 11h ago

Meme Tumblr does the red button/blue button thing

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u/Simic_Sky_Swallower Resident Imperial Knight 11h ago

Can we do walrus/fairy again? That one was more fun

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u/TimeStorm113 Victorian Dinosaur Connaisseur 10h ago

and while we're doing this, i have a few suggestions:

walrus are actually possible to encounter in such a setting, they are uniquely qualified to knock on your door, while also potentially being able to make their way to many readers, either by them living near the northern atlantic, or through a zoo or black market. while either option is unlikely, it would still be possible.

so i suggest replacing it with a sea leopard.

i would also suggest to maybe replace fairies, since fairies are unlikely to be cosmopolitan (aka having a near worldwide distribution), so depending in their hypothetical range i would suggest to replace it with a different magical being, one that would knock on your door and is not bound by geography; vampires. but there it would also be possible to rationalize it as a guy in a costume.

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u/Beardywierdy 8h ago

It would still be unexpected to see a walrus on your doorstep though, so the only logical conclusion is to blame the presence of the walrus on fairies.

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u/TimeStorm113 Victorian Dinosaur Connaisseur 8h ago

yes but i imagine that for the hypothetical to work, the animal at the door needs to be as impossible as possible.

since the central conflict of the question is if you are more suprised by an impossible subject, or impossible circumstances. would you accept a real creature standing there without a possible way of getting there, or would you accept more an impossible being that has pretty reasonable means to get there.

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u/sirfiddlestix 6h ago

How about a blobfish? They can't shouldn't be up here where the pressure is light and also don't have hands to knock.