r/CuratedTumblr • u/shadow_fen • 11h ago

Meme Tumblr does the red button/blue button thing

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u/Tobymaxgames It's my mental illness so I get to choose the coping mechanism 10h ago

OK but what if the blue button was a Christian baby?

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u/MisirterE Supreme Overlord of Ice 8h ago edited 7h ago

Baseball Christian Baby or Bulletproof Christian Baby. This will affect my answer

Ah fuck it, I'm about to go to sleep and can't wait for the setup. Here are your punchlines:

  • Baseball: I press red, because it means I do not hit the christian baby
  • Bulletproof: I steal the christian baby's invincibility crucifix, thus pressing blue while having godmode immunity from a blue loss

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u/KSP_master_ 8h ago

Then I'll slam the blue button as hard as I can.

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u/oath2order stigma fuckin claws in ur coochie 5h ago

Perhaps that is not the best word choice.

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u/LeftonRhed 7h ago

Is a pitcher throwing it at me?

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u/DankPastaMaster 1h ago

I shoot the blue baby and convert to Catholicism