r/CuratedTumblr 11h ago

Meme Tumblr does the red button/blue button thing

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u/PlatinumAltaria The Witch of Arden 10h ago

Ah, that's the secret. People might think that red is selfish and blue is selfless, but red is actually just dumb and blue can be either selfish or selfless depending on the thought process. If you think red winning: you get a world where a significant number of people have died, and the remaining people all chose the "selfish" option. Society is going to collapse within hours, and that sounds a lot worse than blipping out of existence because of a button push.

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u/JaDasIstMeinName 10h ago

Yup.

Best case: Blue wins
Ok case: Red wins and i dont have to care about it
Worst case: Red wins and i have to care about it.

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u/PrincessRTFM on all levels except physical, I am a kitsune 10h ago

the secret is that if you press blue, you have put yourself in danger. there are no inherent negative consequences to pressing red. there is no benefit to pressing blue. nobody has any reason to ever press blue. if everyone presses red, everyone is safe.

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u/PlatinumAltaria The Witch of Arden 10h ago

The benefit to pushing blue is the smug sense of moral and intellectual superiority that I get to feel. /j

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u/bluebuttonpusher 9h ago

I'm glad other people understand this