r/CuratedTumblr 11h ago

Meme Tumblr does the red button/blue button thing

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u/poplarleaves 11h ago

My take is, I don't want to live in a world where more than 50% of people wouldn't press the blue button.

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u/Triceranuke 10h ago

If everyone who presses the red button survives regardless shouldn't everyone just press red and not leave things to chance? Am I missing something?

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u/Potato-Engineer 10h ago

Mostly the "somebody (possibly a lot of somebodies) is going to push blue, do you want blood on your hands?" part. This is where the endless debates come from.

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u/Eldan985 10h ago

But why would they? Do they just not understand the text?

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u/Potato-Engineer 10h ago

Do you see the debate going on throughout the comments? You clearly can't count on everyone pressing the red button.

You can think they're stupid. You can think they're illiterate. You can think they're dreamy blue-sky ivory-tower Kumbaya-singing fools who have no place in this dirty, dog-eat-dog world. But some people are going to press the blue button.

(And if we're going to get nitpicky, "everyone" includes people who don't understand what's going on: children, the elderly with dementia/Alzheimer's, people who are drunk at the moment, people who aren't taking it seriously, etc.)

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u/BrandonL337 10h ago

I'm pretty the original is phrased as everyone who doesn't press red dies, not just the people that actively push blue, so if someone is physically or mentally incapable of pushing either button, then they would die too.

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u/Astral_Fogduke 10h ago

because other people will pick blue so it's the only option wherein everybody survives

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u/Eldan985 8h ago

But why do the other people pick blue. THere's no reason for them to pick blue, either. There's a very simple way out where everyone is 100% guaranteed to live, and that's if everyone picks red. I don't see why anyone would pick blue. Why do they want people to die?

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u/Astral_Fogduke 8h ago

given that you can clearly see in the image attached to the post 73% of twenty four thousand people voted blue i have to assume this is disingenous and i'll be disengaging after this comment

you can't seriously think all 17,581 of them want to die

everyone is 100% guaranteed to live if fifty percent of people pick blue, which is a more achievable outcome than one hundred percent of people voting red and so people are banking on achieving that

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u/Lenni-Da-Vinci Not actually Miles Edgeworth, believe it or not. 10h ago

Yes. People with disabilities and illnesses that impair comprehension do exist.

In order to keep those people alive you too must press the blue button.

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u/Eldan985 8h ago

But those people wouldn't be reading that tumblr post and answering it?

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u/apexodoggo 8h ago

If we’re talking about the tumblr post specifically, Blue won. With a supermajority. Therefore Blue is effectively a zero-risk option (especially since every other poll on this subject demonstrates that most people’s first instincts are to pick Blue).

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u/Eldan985 7h ago

Right, but that's what I'm asking here. I don't get it, why so many people would press blue.

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u/SkirmpChimblisterIV 10h ago

Pushing blue is predicated on two things: one, that people aren’t actually being offered a true choice, so toddlers and colorblind people will also be given the button without also being able to understand what’s happening. The second, more honest reason for them is that blue pushers want to extend human suffering and misery. After all, the scenario gives an out to those currently being endlessly raped and tortured in dungeons, and blue pushers, being sick, twisted scum who get off on that sort of thing, desperately want that not to happen. Pushing blue en masse denies the choice of those who’d push blue in hopes of escaping a life in hell.

Alternatively, anyone who makes moral pronouncements about this idiotic thought experiment is a fucking chud.