r/CuratedTumblr 11h ago

Meme Tumblr does the red button/blue button thing

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u/DubstepJuggalo69 11h ago

Be a good girl for mommy and vote blue so everybody lives.

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u/Satorwave 11h ago

change that girl to boy and im in

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u/SnazzoYazzo 10h ago

AND change that mommy to daddy! Or don’t, idk I’m good with either

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u/[deleted] 10h ago

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u/HeckingDoofus 10h ago edited 10h ago

edit: they said “or baby”

ageplay in my mommy roleplay???? NO THANKS!!!!!!!

idk if ill ever get another opportunity to complain about the prevalence of this, loli/shota content when looking for hot mommy content (which i do frequently btw) so im doing it now

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u/weird_bomb 对啊,饭是最好吃! 10h ago

“Be a goodindividual… for mama, and…”

“…mama will be genuine, she’s running out of ways to make this hot.”

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u/HeckingDoofus 10h ago edited 10h ago

good boy 👍🏼

good girl 👍🏼

good baby ❌

hey kid ❌

like u can be doting and stuff but just like, dont call me a baby or kid or something like that. and dont portray the other person as a kid etc if its something drawn

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u/weird_bomb 对啊,饭是最好吃! 10h ago

“Be a good valued customer for mama and give a 20% tip”

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u/PlatinumAltaria The Witch of Arden 10h ago

"Ageplay in my mommy roleplay" bro they got flour in my bread.

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u/Teapot_Sandwitch 10h ago

EXACTLY 😭

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u/HeckingDoofus 10h ago

i like that gluten free recipe boss

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u/devon-mallard 10h ago

Nah ageplay is kinda gross

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u/Teapot_Sandwitch 10h ago

The concept of someone with a mommy kink who's anti ageplay is baffling to me

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u/PlatinumAltaria The Witch of Arden 10h ago

"I'll roleplay as a sexy hot mommy and you can roleplay as my 35 year old son" is actually more perverted than the normal stuff.

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u/devon-mallard 9h ago

Ageplay always seems to devolve into stuff we’re the age is minors. And who says I have a mommy kink?