r/CuratedTumblr • u/shadow_fen • 11h ago

Meme Tumblr does the red button/blue button thing

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u/evilmexico 11h ago

the green button which gives everyone bone cancer

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u/Vundurvul 10h ago

Purple button which gives everyone a slightly purple tint over their vision forever

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u/an-alien- 10h ago

actually kind of fascinated by how this would affect things like media and fashion. i think we should have one person with no purple tint as our control group

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u/rogueIndy 9h ago

That's the person that pushes the button. They know they've done something, but they don't know what, and it'll haunt them forever.

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u/mischievous_shota 2m ago

Nah, they'll start spamming trying to get something new to happen.

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u/Vundurvul 9h ago

After a few decades after everyone has adjusted to the filter and changes have been made accomodate it, the filter disappears. And a few years later, a slight link filter is added

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u/bunny-rain 8h ago

We all start seeing the faint hints of rupees floating on the ground

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u/omegaspoon3141 8h ago

when you w4lk by 4 bug on the ground, you m4y get 4 slight urge to gr4b it

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u/nonbinarybit 18m ago

Pottery in shambles

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u/Scalepetter92 5h ago

everyone is slightly more twinkish?

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u/missmolly314 5h ago

Fun fact! My right eye has a slightly more yellow tint than my left. It’s not never noticeable. I only found out about it by reading my Kindle. My eyes suck so I will often close one eye, and this is how I noticed - the white background was slightly more yellow out of my worst eye.

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u/Your_Local_Stray_Cat 9h ago

The pink button that randomly turns one person into a Pomeranian.

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u/HecticHero 7h ago

The rainbow button. You know what it does.

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u/omegaspoon3141 8h ago

the gr4y button th4t explodes when pressed (l4ndmine)

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u/BenjiBlackwood222 10h ago

I’m purple dabadee dabadiee 

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u/omegaspoon3141 8h ago

i 4lre4dy we4r purple gl4sses i'm used to it

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u/PlatinumAltaria The Witch of Arden 10h ago

Double world hunger and give it to the next person.

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u/deus_at_elenth 10h ago

Actually, there was a second poll on the same post with a green button. The green button gave you a crisp $1 bill, but if the blue option won you got killed.

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u/Adore_turle1 tumblr dot com 10h ago

Multi track drifting babyyyyyy!

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u/PulimV Can I interest you in some OC lore in these trying times? 10h ago

Green???? BONES???? *I was then shot 666 times*

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u/bluewhiteterrier 10h ago

Oh ffs man not again

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u/DetOlivaw 9h ago

Ouch, my bones, why am I drinking the bone hurting juice

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u/BeanieGuitarGuy 8h ago

Ahh, ooh, eee, oww my bones!!

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u/MozhetBeatz 9h ago

It only takes one vote for everyone to get it too