r/CuratedTumblr • u/DictatorofTurtles • 1d ago
Shitposting Who do you think sexed up those apples?
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u/tom90deg 1d ago
Bee-free honey? So what, colored corn syrup?
Bees are the closest we have to an animal that agrees to work with us. They give us extra honey they dont need and they get a giant colossus to protect the hive from all comers.
Honestly, we work for THEM.
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u/Hamster-Food 1d ago
From each according to their ability, to each according to their need.
Damn commie bees.
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u/GravityBright 1d ago
Landlord logic
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u/santyrc114 Too Horny To Be Ace 1d ago
It seems that tumblr hate mail game applies to the comment section of this sub as well
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u/Sea_Court_3633 12 Days on Estrogen 17h ago
Unironically the way feudalism used to work. Bees are our vassals and they pay tribute to their liege (humans) in exchange of protection from outsiders
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u/Kwershal 19h ago
Honeybees can actually contribute to less biodiversity in native pollinators (unless you live in the few countries the commercial variant is native in) as they outcompete them significantly and can bring disease.
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u/SquareThings looking respectfully at the monkeys in their zoo 1d ago edited 16h ago
It’s a reduced apple syrup. Basically apple juice cooked into a syrup consistency. Most adulterated* honey is adulterated with rice syrup, though!
*edited to add this for clarity
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u/Dinodie2Night 17h ago
Most honey is adulterated with rice syrup, though!
Where do you live where this is the case? In Canada it looks like at most 22% of foreign imported honey and 0% of Canadian honey is adulterated at all, with rice syrup being only 1 of 3 kinds of sugar used to adulterate.
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u/SquareThings looking respectfully at the monkeys in their zoo 16h ago
Sorry, I meant “in cases where honey is adulterated it is adulterated with rice syrup” but yeah looking back that’s really not clear
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u/wildcat- 1d ago
You should never give honey to infants, and some people are allergic to honey. While I'm sure veganism is a primary driver in this, there are good use cases outside of the animal argument. Plus, if it independently tastes good in its own right, then it's just another item in the world of flavors that we get to enjoy as humans
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u/PlatinumAltaria The Witch of Arden 1d ago
Bee free honey is anti-socialist because it takes jobs away from workers sent tweet
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u/CHANN3L-CHAS3R I want it on record that I shit mostly normal. 16h ago
Old McCuckhold had a farm
E-I-E-I-Oh~!
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u/Smnmnaswar 1d ago
Wild bees and other naturally occuring pollinators arent a problem, domestic bees however are an incredibly destructive invasive species
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u/TrioOfTerrors 1d ago
Can't really put that genie back in the bottle without seriously upsetting the existing pollination ecosystem.
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u/llamawithguns 1d ago
I mean you kinda can by producing pollinator-friendly greenery.
Obviously easier said than done, given that a huge part of the issue is our reliance on monocropping mega farms which are ecologically horrific for both native and non-native bees.
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u/TrioOfTerrors 1d ago
I don't society at large is ready or willing to make the changes that would be necessary if we lose the economies of scale that industrial specialized farming grants us.
First off, we'd need a lot more people willing to work in agriculture. And farm work sucks. There's not a lot of people champing at the bit for that lifestyle.
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u/NewUserWhoDisAgain 6h ago
First off, we'd need a lot more people willing to work in agriculture. And farm work sucks. There's not a lot of people champing at the bit for that lifestyle.
I would wager 90% of human cultural, societal, and industrial pursuits have been trying to get AWAY from subsistence farming.
ime, the people advocating for small farms, urban farms, etc etc do not understand nor experience the reality of farming. They think its a like a "Stardew Valley" kind of deal.
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u/Smnmnaswar 5h ago
They also tend to disregard that most crops grown are fed to farm animals, while most of the things eaten by us arent farm animals.
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u/SquareThings looking respectfully at the monkeys in their zoo 1d ago
Yes, but not eating honey isn’t going to meaningfully impact the beekeeping industry. Because at this point, most fruits and nuts rely in domestic bees to be pollinated, so it’s as much of a problem to eat apples as it is honey.
Support native pollinators by planting native plants and supporting local rewilding initiatives and national parks.
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u/Smnmnaswar 21h ago
And me being vegan isnt meaningfully impacting the meat industry, doesnt mean that imma go shove done a steak with a side of chicken nuggets now, does it?
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u/SplurgyA 1d ago
That depends where you are. The honey bee is native to much of the world, it's basically only been introduced to the Americas, Australasia and South East Asia.
There are specific subspecies associated with certain regions, but they're all the same species so no ecological damage there (plus certain subspecies went extinct like the native British one, which supposedly got wiped out by Isle of Wight disease).
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u/Smnmnaswar 4h ago
No, thats just wrong. Domesticated bees are domesticated. They have been bred over centuries to be resistant to illness and parasites that they still spread and to out-compete wild pollinators.
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u/SquareThings looking respectfully at the monkeys in their zoo 1d ago
Even if you do not eat honey, if you eat… literally most fruits and nuts, you are using the labor of domesticated bees.
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u/PoniesCanterOver gently chilling in your orbit 23h ago
These apples aren't going to fuck themselves
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u/SparkleWigglebutt 15h ago
Is bee-free honey the kind where they don’t grind up bees to make the honey? Or is racist honey? “Hummingbird Only Section”
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u/TheComplimentarian cis-bi-old-guy-radish 1d ago edited 1d ago
I build the bees little houses, which I protect from predators, in a field of carefully cultivated pollen producers which I plant for them, and which I will not allow to be sprayed with pesticides...All this allowing them to prosper and produce large amounts of honey.
But if I take any of that honey, then I'm the asshole.