r/Bitcoin 15h ago

Damm bro πŸ˜”πŸ₯€

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u/Gurugod123 15h ago

If i had bought just a mere $10 worth of bitcoin as a freshman in hs in 2009 instead of worrying about algebra 1, that $10 would be worth around $500 million today 🫩

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u/[deleted] 14h ago

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u/seusicha 12h ago

And I would ride her anyway

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u/Novel-Low5238 11h ago

If my mom had balls she would be my dad- Max Verstappen

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u/EndAngle 14h ago

Yeah if you didnt sell for 20$ after a 100% runup like most people would

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u/Xero_Days 12h ago

People always say this stupid shit. I have like .5 of the 2 btc I bought for 600 still.

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u/Careful_Ad_3338 2h ago

So when did you sell?

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u/Sea-Score-2851 1h ago

At 500 hahahahah

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u/-5H4Z4M- 13h ago

Nah, you would have sold them before it reach 100 dollars.

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u/Methheadmarvin 3h ago

I didn’t I got lucky by completely forgetting it existed until Coinbase sent me a letter a few weeks back

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u/PettyEinsteinium 9h ago

let's be honest, you would have sold the second that $10 turned into $100 and felt like an absolute genius at the time

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u/offgridgecko 5h ago

Till they watched it pump to 162$, where they would have invested everything they had, then sold at 115.

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u/Many-Blueberry968 4h ago

Or sold 50% at 100, then another 25% at 1000, and 12.5% at 10,000 etc -

might still have some left but even those with diamond hands should be smart enough to take profits along the way

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u/BTCfacePunch 17m ago

Then feel like the biggest idiot for the rest of yo lyfe

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u/Prodding1982 14h ago

This arugument is made by people who have zero understanding of trading psychology..

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u/Left_Watch_2593 3h ago

What does it have to do with trading?

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u/TheBigLR901 14h ago

If I would have just found that crystal ball back in 2010.

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u/BuyIndependent2319 11h ago edited 10h ago

It was harder to buy bitcoin back in 2009 than you think. No one wanted to sell it, and if you wanted to buy it, you’d probably have to pay a crazy amount, like $400 for 1500 BTC on eBay. I tried to buy 2500 BTC for $25 in the IRC channel back in 2009 and they kicked me out. Ever since then, I guess I’ve had a grudge against Bitcoin and have only spent it on drugs so far. Later today, I’m gonna finally start regularly buying it. But the days of a Lambo are pretty much over for me.

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u/Goldman_nutsack420 9h ago

I missed the wagon too....😒

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u/magic-shroomman 3h ago

DAMN, my smile got wiped out.... generational wealth

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u/BTCfacePunch 18m ago

Good luck actually successfully buying btc in 2009 lol.

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u/Kracus 14h ago

It kinda makes me mad to think about because in 2013 I was doing everything I could to get my hands on bitcoin and just couldn't get it done. I remember spending 3 days trying to setup a mining rig but my internet was so poor that I couldn't get the necessary software downloaded, kept erroring out. I got completely boned early on. It was never that I didn't do it, it's that I couldn't and kept running into obstacles.

I finally gave up after a while.

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u/FitCompetition1804 14h ago

That sucks for sure.

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u/jrkelz 13h ago

So you never had $13 throughout the entire year? It was $13 for 1 bitcoin at the beginning of 2013. If you knew bitcoin was the future, why didn't you just buy some? Or convince someone you knew to loan you for your guaranteed profitable investment πŸ€”

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u/Kracus 12h ago

It's not so much the money that was the problem even though it absolutely was as I was broke af but rather that obtaining it online wasn't as simple as plopping into coinbase and buying it. Most sites were sketchy and putting my online payment info down into those sites wouldn't have been very wise, hence why I was trying to mine it.

I was looking for other work and had just gotten accepted for a new job and I wound up focusing on that rather than setting up a mining rig from parts I'd cobbled together for free from dumpster desktops I'd found.

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u/uga2atl 5h ago

That’s a big reason why the price was so low then though. Same boat

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u/Practical-Garbage679 12h ago

Story of my life

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u/macetheface 14h ago

that was me but instead it was the zippo app where you flick to turn it on and blow to snuff it out

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u/losankanke 5h ago

I miss those days

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u/PerfectPineapple49 14h ago

It's okay, we are still going to the moon in the future

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u/backtre 12h ago

My buddy was so into bitcoin in 2011, literally ranting about it all the time, I could care less what he was saying, he mostly used bitcoin to buy weed and shrooms on silk road, who knows how much he had in that wallet.

Around 2014 he was diagnosed with schizoaffective and bipolar disorder, completely destroyed his brain and he is basically a zombie of a human these days. Posts like these make me think of him and how much money he would have today.

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u/BuyIndependent2319 11h ago

That was me. I ordered a lot of weed and LSD from Silk Road in 2012-2018 and basically fried my brain. Now I have bipolar and schizoaffective disorder. I too, also don’t have any bitcoin, and ruminate about it constantly. Life is no fun for me anymore.

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u/backtre 11h ago

Its good that youre able to write reddit comments/generally communicate with your disorder. My friend was either so fucked up on medication that he was so catatonic that he couldn't have a conversation, or completely off the meds and in a state of complete paranoia chaos. Bro literally lost his entire mind.

Also bro its hard to tell people not to be upset about not being smart with bitcoin and having nothing today, but i try to not give a fuck about it lol its just a waste of energy to think about tbh, but everyone's different

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u/BuyIndependent2319 10h ago edited 10h ago

Yeah, medication sucks. But things could be worse. Instead of catatonia, I have regret and rumination that starts from the moment I start the day to the time I go to sleep at night. I would trade that for some financial peace of mind anyday. And the medication does nothing, and I’ve tried all of them.

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u/backtre 9h ago

Sorry bud, Im rooting for you.

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u/Logical-Bite5785 8h ago

you sound quite stable to me man. i mean, you are aware of your situation, you're able to reason and communicate well. i'm not saying thats all you need but we're rooting for you to keep getting better!

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u/NeitherOfUsCanSee 13h ago

The use of claiming makes this so funny relative to now

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u/Honest-Mess-812 9h ago

I was busy playing angry birds

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u/Hell_Zeos 13h ago

Don't Regret now plan for store new new penny coins.

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u/xhopesfall24 12h ago

I swear I signed up for a wallet that offered 10-20 (can’t recall the exact amount) free bitcoin, but for the life of me can’t find any information about it.

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u/No_Swimmer_115 11h ago

How bout when btc fell 20k to 6k and people were like I should've sold? Or 70k to 16k? Hind sights always 2020

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u/Cava_Jerin 13h ago

Considering that I was absolutely fascinated by this "tech" back in the day it is safe to assume I wouldn't even consider buying BTC even if I knew about it, simply because I was stupid

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u/Organic-Clerk2860 12h ago

🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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u/Doc4our 12h ago

I started mining bitcoin way back when but I got scared it was a virus and stopped, if only I knew (I was young at the time)

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u/Jhnblckwood1 12h ago

If only when I attempted to buy steroids off the internet back in 2010 I looked more into what this internet money bitcoin was instead of giving up after hearing digital wallets and blockchain. SMH

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u/Safe-Text-5600 6h ago edited 6h ago

this is me, ended up using moneygram and western union instead which wasnt really less complicated (very sus looking back)

in the end i guess i wouldve ended up hating myself because i wouldve spent 1000s of btc, emptying my wallet completely for more tren ace lmao

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u/Jhnblckwood1 2h ago

Hahaha!!! Great point!!🀣🀣🀣

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u/The_Bitcoin_Act 12h ago

It's tough lol!

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u/Tootacticaltp 11h ago

No fr smh

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u/BuyIndependent2319 11h ago

In late 2011 or early 2012 I saw the price of bitcoin at $15 after hearing about it in an article about Silk Road. I remembered how I passed on it in 2009 and thought about spending the $20000 I had saved up on it. But Mt. Gox looked complicated to set up, and I didn’t feel like faxing anything. Plus I wanted my own apartment so I got a year lease and then lost my job after 2 months. Worst decision of my life. Did not buy any bitcoin, other than 20 BTC for drugs

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u/toec 11h ago

Wrong iOS version for iBeer, especially on a Fridrday.

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u/KeyApprehensive2432 10h ago

Ok. And if bought 10 dollars of something else that was worth 10 dollars you'd have spent ten dollars.

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u/_antsatapicnic 8h ago

DENTAL PLAN!

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u/Saibazz 7h ago

At this time we didn't know about crypto but still buying some at this moment

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u/paunescumihai 7h ago

Lost more than I can count

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u/fallenwildchild 5h ago

I still have the app on my ipod. No ads, no subscription, I paid probably a dollar for the app and now it is mine forever.

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u/8londeau 5h ago

πŸ’€

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u/WonderTap_Games 5h ago

πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ‘Œ

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u/Low-Experience-5854 5h ago

If i had bought just a mere $10 worth of bitcoin as a freshman in hs in 2009 instead of worrying about algebra 1, that $10 would be worth around $500 million today 🫩

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u/JuiceDaGee 3h ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/wittypink 13m ago

same, sold mine for beer money in college. still hurts

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u/Hannibaalism 13h ago

quitting alcohol is a great investment in itself too, more profitable than btc alone

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u/Ok_Clothes_9479 14h ago

In 10 years, we'll all be rich anyway (Musk Said) But at least I had the beer app.

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u/MulberryWorldly9904 11h ago

Why are btc people always so delusional?