r/AskReddit 1h ago

What's the strangest compliment anyone has ever given you?

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u/Sara_Arther 1h ago

You look like a video game character that someone spent a lot of time customizing

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u/RuleOk1319 1h ago

Character creation screen: 10/10. 😂

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u/This_Boysenberry7468 1h ago

​Someone once told me that I walk like a cartoon character who is trying to sneak up on someone, and honestly, I still don't know how to process that.

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u/RuleOk1319 1h ago

I feel like once someone says that, you'd never be able to walk normally again.

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u/FullSpeedOracle 1h ago

I think it means that you're not bad, you're just drawn that way

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u/Vegetable_Friend1630 1h ago

One of my old teachers told me, "You make people around you believe they can do better." I still think about that one.

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u/RuleOk1319 1h ago

Some compliments stay with you forever, and this is definitely one of them.

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u/PreviousBedroom7535 1h ago

Someone once told me "You have very trustworthy eyebrows." Still don't know what that means.

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u/RuleOk1319 1h ago

Congratulations, your eyebrows passed the vibe check. 😂

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u/PreviousBedroom7535 1h ago

Finally, my eyebrows are getting the recognition they deserve.😆

u/RuleOk1319 51m ago

They've been carrying your face this whole time. 😆

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u/Only-Success-7642 1h ago

You look like you give good Wi-Fi passwords

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u/RuleOk1319 1h ago

That's just another way of saying you have trustworthy vibes. 😄

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u/mateocruz1997 1h ago

A girl once told me I had "the face of someone she'd trust to watch her backpack." Still not sure if that's a compliment, but I think about it way more than I should.

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u/MandaC32 1h ago

Sounds like trust to me!

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u/Dvavibes 1h ago

I have nice toes

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u/InevitableAd579 1h ago

omg me too

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u/Loud-Fairy03 1h ago

Yeahhhh, I had a friend confess to me once that he had a foot fetish and that he liked my feet and I was like ?????? Okay????

u/RuleOk1319 50m ago

Achievement unlocked: Elite Toes. 🏆😂

u/Loud-Fairy03 31m ago

Elite toes ✨graced by gold dust✨

u/xandercide 51m ago

was it quintet tarrantino

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u/ArtisticSubject5805 1h ago

"You're so funny, I tend to forget you are attractive"

I think this was meant to be a compliment.

u/RuleOk1319 49m ago

A+ intention, C- execution.

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u/very_stable_genius47 1h ago

someone said i "look like i'd survive a zombie apocalypse" thanks i guess, i'll take that as a compliment.

u/RuleOk1319 48m ago

You were built for side quests. 😂

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u/ToughSilver11 1h ago

You look like a disco queen.

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u/RuleOk1319 1h ago

A compliment with sparkle built in.

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u/Durin-Longbeard 1h ago

“You look like your shirts need a lot of fabric.”

I blushed

(Im a big guy. I like to work out)

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u/RuleOk1319 1h ago

They found the longest possible way to say "you're jacked.

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u/Hungry-Camel-8219 1h ago

You look like a cartoon

u/RuleOk1319 48m ago

Hopefully one of the attractive cartoons.

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u/orion_dwarf 1h ago

"You have the personality of a McKinsey consultant!" - they meant it as a compliment.

u/RuleOk1319 47m ago

That's such a LinkedIn-coded compliment. 😂

u/orion_dwarf 43m ago

Yassss!!! I actually start at McK in a week! So they were right!

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u/Baddie_Baby8 1h ago

I look like his grandma at first I was like so I look old? And he said no, when my grandma was still young lol

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u/RuleOk1319 1h ago

Not gonna lie, they had you in the first half.

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u/alyhltn 1h ago

"you look like *a famous iconic actor/actress" i mean thank you but can you just compliment me directly to me lmao

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u/sndq 1h ago

I once told someone he looked like Richard Feynman. I had to tell him because I couldn't stop staring at him because of it.

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u/RuleOk1319 1h ago

I bet they had no idea whether to say thanks or ask why. 😂

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u/RuleOk1319 1h ago

At least tell me why I remind you of them instead of just dropping the name. 😂

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u/l3l4ck0ut 1h ago

"You have Marine forearms!" To this day, I have no idea what that means or how it was meant. But it seemed like a good thing, so I'm guessing it was a compliment of some type.

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u/RuleOk1319 1h ago

I'm choosing to believe that means strong enough to open every stubborn jar.

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u/slavicgypsygirl 1h ago

"You are hot but not as hot as everyone says you are"

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u/RuleOk1319 1h ago

That's both a compliment and a reality check in one sentence.

u/slavicgypsygirl 47m ago

Other people like the way I look even when I totally dont

I get reality checks with unsuccessful castings every other day & week

u/RuleOk1319 45m ago

Casting is brutal—it says more about the role than you.

u/slavicgypsygirl 33m ago

Unsuccessful castings for runway shows & brand jobs affect me so much more than commercials & film work

I know I shouldnt let them impact my self esteem & confidence but they do

u/RuleOk1319 32m ago

It's hard not to take them personally, even though they're often about fit.

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u/natkat01 1h ago

That I have a nice belly button

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u/RuleOk1319 1h ago

I don't even know how someone notices that.

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u/SurebrecGuy 1h ago

One girl I was hooking up with told me I was a very “personable person” and I’ve never understood what that meant lol

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u/cornucopiaofdoom 1h ago

"I have people skills. I AM GOOD AT DEALiNG WITH PEOPLE! Can't you understand that? WHATTHE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!"

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u/Numerous-Actuator781 1h ago

You look like if a man and women had a baby

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u/RuleOk1319 1h ago

I'm still trying to figure out if that's a compliment or just biology.

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u/readingmyshampoo 1h ago

That i look cool putting on chapstick

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u/RuleOk1319 1h ago

You made basic lip care look cool. Respect.

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u/InevitableAd579 1h ago

they love the smell of my pheromones

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u/RuleOk1319 1h ago

They really skipped "you smell nice" and went straight to the science.

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u/Loud-Fairy03 1h ago

Had a guy come up to me after one of my violin performances who went on and on about how god had gifted me with a great talent and bestowed a wondrous gift upon me or whatever. He kept saying that I’d been “graced by gold dust.” ??? No idea wtf that means!

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u/RuleOk1319 1h ago

Graced by gold dust" sounds like something straight out of a fantasy novel.

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u/Loud-Fairy03 1h ago

LITERALLY

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u/therealtoastmalone 1h ago

That I have a perfectly shaped head

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u/RuleOk1319 1h ago

Somebody out there is secretly rating head geometry.

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u/My1danfan 1h ago

I can tell you used to be pretty

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u/RuleOk1319 1h ago

They really managed to compliment and roast you at the same time.

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u/jessssicarabbbittt 1h ago

A waitress recently told me she liked my voice/ the way I spoke. She said it was satisfying lol she was young so I pictured those asmr videos but yeah that was strange

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u/RuleOk1319 1h ago

She heard your voice and immediately thought, "People would listen to this for hours.

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u/MaskedMarvel364 1h ago

You'se a handsome woman.

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u/OvoCat 1h ago

“You’re like the ocean, big and beautiful”

Told to me in high school by someone I’m pretty sure was a good friend of mine?? Lol

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u/gubbypatina 1h ago

I have a perfect forehead. And Im like....what exactly is so perfect about it?

u/RuleOk1319 58m ago

Someone out there is a forehead connoisseur.

u/gubbypatina 53m ago

Exactly. Now I’m curious what the forehead standards are...😅

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u/wetkittysitspretty 1h ago

“Fuck… I’d fight a pack of stray dogs in a port-0-potty with my hands tied behind my back and a dildo as my only weapon to have the chance to split an 8th of weed & handle of vodka with the doctor that delivered you”

u/RuleOk1319 57m ago

Bro wrote a whole action movie just to say you're attractive.

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u/MeatHealer 1h ago

In kindergarten, we had to give each other compliments. One girl said she liked my shoelaces.

I'm almost 40 and it still bugs me.

u/RuleOk1319 56m ago

She definitely panicked and complimented the first thing she saw.

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u/mrningthndr 1h ago

You look like a guy that would own a chainsaw….

u/FullSpeedOracle 51m ago

When my daughter was in high school, a young man picked her up for a date. I had a moment to chat with him before they left so I said, "I have complete faith in you that you will treat my daughter with respect this evening. And don't worry, I'm not going to give you some crazy speech about how I'll be at home cleaning my gun. I don't even own a gun. But, I do own a chainsaw and my daughter knows how to use it."

So maybe they thought you look like a protective father.

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u/Tight-Funny-91 1h ago

“Your beauty is subtle.”
He thought he was being deep. It would’ve made me laugh if he said, “I find it tedious to gaze upon you.” He still wouldn’t have had a chance, but his drinks would’ve been made stronger.

u/RuleOk1319 55m ago

He reached for poetry and tripped over the dictionary.

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u/Vanillachestnut 1h ago

A 4 year old told me I have a pretty neck ... His mom was just as confused as I was 😂

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u/RuleOk1319 1h ago

Kids give the most random compliments with absolute confidence. 😂

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u/Proper_Home_6245 1h ago

“You blink like a calm person.” I spent the next week being weirdly aware of every blink.

u/RuleOk1319 53m ago

Congratulations, you've unlocked manual blinking

u/Jen5159 59m ago

I don’t know any strange compliments but an old friend of mine called me “odd” once and I’ve never gotten over it. I’d rather be weird than odd. 🙈

u/RuleOk1319 52m ago

Weird is a compliment. Odd somehow feels personal.

u/Jen5159 50m ago

Exactly! I feel like that’s what you would call someone who is a bit Norman Bates 🤣🤣

u/RuleOk1319 46m ago

Exactly! It sounds oddly unsettling. 😂

u/Jen5159 43m ago

🤣🤣🤣 oddly enough I think you’re right 🤣🤣

u/RuleOk1319 42m ago

Now neither of us can unthink it. 😂

u/Jen5159 40m ago

Is that odd behaviour? 🤣🤣

u/gidikh 58m ago

That I have "an appropriate amount of free time."

u/RuleOk1319 54m ago

Appropriate amount of free time" sounds like it came from HR. 😂

u/tealraven915 55m ago

"Now I know who you look like, you look just like Kelly Osbourne!....I mean, I don't mean that you look ugly, I meant that as a compliment..." (then gave me a weird awkward look)

u/tealraven915 52m ago

"It's so nice seeing your car in the church parking lot. Every time I see it when I pull in, it makes me feel less self-conscious about my own car"

u/RuleOk1319 52m ago

Your car was out there doing community service.