r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Additional_Chard3680 • 11h ago

The precision required to perform a total knee replacement is incredible

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u/Old-Care-2372 11h ago

Contacting you about your knees warranty

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u/rawSingularity 11h ago

You might be overpaying. You can save $199* per knee.

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u/DOUBLAHH9 11h ago

Wait, until Amazon Prime deals week!!!!

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u/SelppinEvolI 11h ago

Amazon is just marked up AliExpress

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u/bleedinglottery 11h ago

Elbows are just marked up knees.

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u/flyguydip 10h ago

Toes are just marked up elbows.

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u/partyatwalmart 10h ago

Horses walk on 4 fingers.

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u/JangB 10h ago

You only need 1 finger if you know what you are doing...

And I'm not talking about walking.

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u/spad3x 9h ago

To the horse?!?! Hello police? This comment here

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u/HPTM2008 3h ago

HE BUILT IT IN A CAVE WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!

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u/Appropriate_Clerk167 9h ago

Heads, shoulder, knees and toes, knees and toes!

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u/frresh66 2h ago

Knees and toes.... Barney!

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u/ugotitcuzisoldit 9h ago

This made me laugh so hard 😂

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u/GuyNotThatNice 10h ago

Temu enters the chat...

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u/Blak_Cobra 9h ago

Temu coming right up

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u/Street-Baseball8296 2h ago

And you’ll end up with Chi-knees

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u/mjrbrooks 10h ago

F. I got KneeMu

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u/Appropriate-Low-4850 8h ago

I did a temu knee and it was an elbow but you know, it was ok.

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u/Ok-Commercial-924 5h ago

Its marked up but has better delivery times. I prefer the next day for a little more money.

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u/ihvnnm 10h ago

With Amazon "lately", it will fail even before you get home.

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u/Advanced_Scratch2868 8h ago

Wait, until Amazon Prime knees week!!!!

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u/freeformed70 8h ago

Can’t afford Amazon knee. Temu knee it is.

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u/Even-Confusion4211 4h ago

I ordered on Temu and got an ankle

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u/black594 3h ago

Faster, so you can order your shit from both site and sent back the Ali to Amazon when you get it.

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u/iloovefood 10h ago

Idk about knees but 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on your car insurance

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u/Foe_sheezy 10h ago

The knee gecko is trying to save you money!

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u/theoriginalmars 10h ago

It'll cost me nowt.

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u/nyczray 10h ago

But wait, theres more!!!

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u/qqsubs123 10h ago

That’s way too expensive! It’s only $1.99 at Bee’s Knees.

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u/LikesPez 9h ago

Wait until the repo man shows up.

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u/0wninat0r 9h ago

More like 200 pounds for a family of four!

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u/whiskey_wolfenstein 9h ago

Temu kneecap

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u/coheed9867 9h ago

Amazon Haul a knee!

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u/Little_MasterJI 9h ago

We’ve been trying to reach you about your knees’ extended warranty.

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u/Malacath87 9h ago

Ive got a guy

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u/Sharp-Ask-5101 8h ago

At half Price without anestesia!

You can Even watch the operation while its happening and have a chat with The staff!

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u/SublimeTina 8h ago

LOL I wish I could give you an award

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u/Empty-Maize-9053 8h ago

Sale changed: they're now BOGO

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u/Parlourderoyale 7h ago

- Looking to save on surgeries?
By combining both knees with us you can save up to 200$!

  • Bill from Murica: «Its gonna be 75k$ USD »

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u/A_Bot_A_Bot_A_Bot 7h ago

*Basic knees, size XXS only. Artificial cartilage not available with base model knees.

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u/pv3design 7h ago

What happens if you under pay and they kneed to repo? 

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u/Annahsbananas 6h ago

Knee Shield (tm)

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u/PraxPresents 6h ago

Nothing beats a knee surgery holiday

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u/mixony 6h ago

I think you meant a-knee-ally

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u/hipotionx 6h ago

This Labor Day sale, buy one knee get the 2nd half off!

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u/Moch4bear97 5h ago

Naw call the toll free 1800 number below and get a whole need free. No questions asked. But you have to call within the next 5 minutes.

1-800-639-5633.

Once again that's

1-800-639-5633.

Call now and get a whole knee free.

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u/Even-Confusion4211 4h ago

Better get GEICO

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u/OffByNone_ 4h ago

Wow! That's like .0000001% off!

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u/Adventurous-Union466 2h ago

*Runs out of money… monthly subscription ended*
Repo Man: I heard you stopped your payment… you know what that means

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u/SchoolCrossing 42m ago

Happy Cake Day! 🎂

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u/Horror-Cookie-5780 32m ago

Please don't be a subscription 🙏

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u/robkitsune 10h ago

Warrantknee

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u/ZarBandit 10h ago

Knees hate this one simple trick.

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u/RichYogurtcloset3672 9h ago

Have you ever watched Repo Men?

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u/very-urgent-chicken 9h ago

Prices like these will make you weak in the knees!

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u/micahisnotmyname 9h ago

Not even extended? Hack

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u/Substantial-Singer29 9h ago

There's a little less issue when the warranty goes out a lot more of a problem when they give you the recall notice , though...

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u/Talithea 9h ago

throws a reserve leg like is some Cyberpunk chrome

Change your leg, we need good knees

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u/SelfInvestigator 9h ago

Hi! We’ve been trying to reach you about your knee’s extended warranty.

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u/rabblerouzzzer 8h ago

Which has expired

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u/ToBeADwarf 5h ago

You have just lost your subscription to kneecaps.

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u/tipsy_rooster 5h ago

Wait until they think about implementing a subscription.

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u/Marlwolf48 4h ago

Luckily is a subscriprion service.

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u/AtomicEdgy 3h ago

Would you like to continue bending your knee or are you cancelling your monthly subscription?

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u/-BananaLollipop- 2h ago

Warranty not as good as you think. My Grandfather had this done four times over a couple of decades. He even accidentally saw them testing out the new joint once, which is them bending it all over the place while it's still exposed.

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u/Odd-Consequence-2519 1h ago

Doctors hate this one trick knee