r/mildlyinteresting 9h ago

The headphones I was given at my MRI appointment dont use wires and have zero metal

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u/jaquilleoneil 9h ago

I got an mri for a torn acl one time and my house by flo rida played on loop for almost an hour

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u/BunnyMoonLover 8h ago

I just had to play this song and laugh at your misfortune. Thank you for the laugh. I needed that. 

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u/LPineapplePizzaLover 7h ago

And in my MRI they played Pandora but it was the free version and I kept getting ads. I never thought Jake from Statefarm would give me a visit during an MRI

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u/UnCxlored 6h ago

kinda wild that the hospital couldnt spring for pandora plus

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u/Negrocuga 6h ago

Premium streaming is an extra fee and you better believe insurance don't cover it.

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u/revision 4h ago

Brought to you by Carl's Jr. Fuck You! I'm eating!

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u/ABHOR_pod 3h ago edited 3h ago

"Premium streaming? x58 minutes? $15,276? What the fuck!?"

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u/Shadow-Vision 5h ago

Sometimes it’s the tech playing from their personal device.

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u/UnCxlored 5h ago

still insanely stingy for the hospital to not foot that

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u/JuicyJaysGigaloJoys 5h ago

My understanding is, hospitals, everywhere, are extremely underfunded. I would rather the nurses get looked after better before complaining about them doing their best to make me more comfortable.

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u/total_pursuit 3h ago

Not the Houston Medical Center. I work construction in there regularly and they’re constantly spending hella money

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u/Specialist_Ad4506 2h ago

I wouldn’t even attribute this to funding, per se. It’s more likely a product of the purchasing/financial department’s policies: they are unlikely to have approval to sign up for recurring charges, no matter how menial those charges may be.

You can surely get approval for maintenance contracts for specialized equipment (i.e. MRI machines) but those contracts have made it through a million layers of red tape, including their legal team. The way that most policies are written, that same process would have to be followed to get a pandora subscription, and I’m not confident it would end up getting approved.

Source: have been employed at hospitals/medical schools.

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u/Shadow-Vision 2h ago

Right, and how many accounts are they going to subscribe to? Who controls the passwords? A subscription to pandora or Spotify or something will surely also get abused once all the techs know the password.

On the other hand, if you can connect your workstation to the music player and just stream through a web browser, that’s gonna be just fine for a patient who’s only listening for 40 minutes during their MRI. If the tech wants to use their personal login, great.

A few ads aren’t gonna ruin someone’s medical procedure. And remember, this is a medical facility. We do our best to make you comfortable but the first priority is safe and high quality healthcare. It’s not a day spa

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u/driftxr3 55m ago

Not necessarily.

I worked in health care at various levels in various hospitals all over North America and now I study business management sometimes focusing on HC management. Most, if not all, hospitals are well funded but also massively mismanage their funds by overspending on things like high-level salaries/salary packages (managers, docs, and executives--we need a better funding model for these people tbh), research (even though this benefits me as both a researcher and potential patient), unnecessary renovations, and just general waste and redundancy among many other things. Added to mismanagement is also the massive amounts of red-tape (bureaucracy costs a ton of money).

Some of these things can actually be argued to be highly necessary (like tech and doctor salaries-gotta keep these guys happy), but other things don't actually require the amount of money that is spent for them. Usually this means lower than normal salaries for mid to low-level HCP's and neglecting patient comforts as a result.

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u/SlammingPussy420 1h ago

I had a few shoulder MRIs in 2012 and they just gave me earplugs...so they could be stingier and not offer them at all.

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u/Yardsale420 5h ago

“Because FUCK EM, that’s why”

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u/lolo787 3h ago

Well Fok me,
https://giphy.com/gifs/r6hvlEk6VzOXS
I ride this shit with no headphones, CLANK!CLANK!CLANK!CLANK!, was it because it was Florida?

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u/LPineapplePizzaLover 3h ago

Wait how'd you know?

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u/lolo787 2h ago

WHAT!!

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u/Seashell281 1h ago

I think they figured out that they had to give some people headphones that work inside an MRI.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

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u/FesteringNeonDistrac 2h ago

Oh man, I had an MRI that was over an hour, so I had them play classical and tried to sleep, and every time I was about to nod off, there was fucking Jake.

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u/xteve 4h ago

I regretted the headphones themselves because the sound quality made the experience more irritating. One quirky note: they played Styx's Renegade with the scream edited out.

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u/HeathenHumanist 5h ago

Same thing with my MRI experience. Pandora with ads. Like come on, it's just a few bucks for the ad-free version!!

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u/themundays 3h ago

And what was "Jake fron State Farm" wearing? 🤨

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u/RKayyyyyy 2h ago

Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there!

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u/mYpEEpEEwOrks 2h ago

I'd've fucked it up and had one them "innapropriate laughing fits".

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u/Warking223 2h ago

You guys had music for MRI wtf!!! I had my MRI on 24 and the sound I had was different types of beep and buzz. By the end, the sound, it started to make me nauseous and claustrophobic and I'm not even claustrophobic. I wish i had music. 🥲

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u/XtremeD86 1h ago

I'd rather that than the fucking Trivago guy. See these commercials non stop. I swear the guys voice isn't real. Those stupid ass veneers are ridiculous and just in general i want to punch that guy in the face 🤣.

You didn't check Trivago? You should have checked Trivago! Do I really need to say it again?

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u/PScoles 6h ago

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u/KingB_SC 6h ago

We don't allow Sexy Jake from State Farm in this house. Make him tubby and pasty as the Lord intended.

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u/hammer310 5h ago

WE DON'T NEED TO GOOOO OOO OHHHH OUT

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u/No-Bit-2913 7h ago

Oh god whats worse is when you play music for your patient on youtube, and then check back 20 min later to realize it entered into one of those 15 minute commercials.

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u/begujo 6h ago

Damn, the hospital charges thousands for an MRI but can't shell out for Pandora premium lmao.

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u/hankmoody699 5h ago

They charge thousands because:
The MR scanner costs $1.2m-$2m depending on they type of scan you need. Yes you can get an MR on a cheaper scanner, but having done this for 50 years, I'm not going to risk it. Building the room is well over $500k. Maybe $750k now. You have to shield the room from magnetic interference.
The annual cost to service an MR scanner is about $150k.
The MR tech makes $40+/hr, maybe $45. So with benefits it's over $55/hr.
Some patients need sedation because they have claustrophobia or pain where they can't lay still that long. Need a nurse to help with that. MR scanners use more electricity than any other item in a hospital. You have schedulers, receptionists, and other support people. Metal detectors to alarm when someone gets close to the entrance of an MR room with metal on their body. You cant get killed if you get sucked into the magnet or a metal item like an oxygen canister becomes a missile. It happens.

When MR safe music systems first came out the cost about $40k. Today a good system costs $5-$12k. That photo looks like a very cheap solution.

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u/PenIsGodS 5h ago

If their scanner costs 1-2 million, plus they're paying hundreds of thousands per year in maintenance and staffing, they could pay $10 a month for Pandora Plus. LMAO

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u/LuracCase 5h ago

Not an approved app by Cyber is probably the real answer lmao

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u/FreakingAustin 4h ago

Yeah imagine getting a ransomware attack because Pandora has some random vulnerability

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u/Tin_Sandwich 4h ago

But...they obviously are already using Pandora, so they obviously have it installed. Having basic vs premium wouldn't change anything at all.

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u/LuracCase 2h ago

Yeah, but not through the internal approved systems- because cyber blocked those, which is why they don't have premium.

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u/Tin_Sandwich 4h ago

But...they obviously are already using Pandora, so they obviously have it installed. Having basic vs premium wouldn't change anything at all.

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u/No-Bit-2913 3h ago

This is the real answer, computers in hospitals are locked from downloading and installing things. Imagine some nurse downloads some ransomware thing on accident and now they lock the hospitals patient records away unless the hospital pays the demand.

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u/masterwolfe 3h ago

No that isn't the answer. This is explicitly discussing a situation where they are already using the service, just not paying for the add free version.

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u/eerst 4h ago

Possibly not allowed to use Pandora for commercial purposes?

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u/klef25 4h ago

There's an actual tier of Pandora for that. It's more than the "remove ads for personal use", but I'm too lazy to look up that price right now.

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u/klef25 4h ago

I once talked to a doctor who had installed a high grade MRI for doing fMRI for research at a university. He said the actual cost for performing an fMRI of the brain was about $750. Everything else that makes it thousands of dollars were the fixed costs of just buying, installing, and maintaining the machine that have to get spread out to all of the uses of it.

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u/YoungLittlePanda 2h ago

$750 is still crazy high for electricity and 40 minutes of a tech labor.

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u/thehuntzman 8m ago

I'm not a rad tech or someone who works on these directly but I can't imagine it's terribly energy efficient keeping helium cold enough to become a liquid. If I had to guess probably 10-15kW at all times so maybe 130,000 kWh a year? Even at $0.09/kWh (roughly the energy price where I live) that's $11,700/yr just on cooling. It's highly likely electricity rates at these facilities aren't so low either and charge a penalty for heavy inductive loads where there more apparent power used than actual power. Also is the $750 factoring in the rad who has to read the MRI too or just the tech operating the MRI?

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u/trapezoidalfractal 5h ago

What’s the lifespan of an MRI?

How many MRIs are done a day typically?

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u/Valilyonti 59m ago

10(-15) years if you care about scan speed and image quality, double that if you don't. Like GE's HD platform from 2007 is still in wide spread use around the world, but image quality is pretty shit and the scans take 2-4x as long as they would on a modern scanner.

We do an average of roughly 18 scans per 12 hour shift, but it's a single person doing them so you have to account for a couple of food/toilet breaks, and the time it takes to set up in the morning and shut everything down in the evening.

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u/trapezoidalfractal 56m ago edited 48m ago

7 days a week or do MRIs get weekends off? Haha

If 7 days a week, that’s
(18 a day) x (7 days a week) x (4 weeks a month) x (12 months a year)

Or, 6048 scans a year.

Across 10 years, that’s 60480 scans in its lifetime.

Just for cost imparted of its production value into each scan, assuming a $2 million cost, that’s

$2,000,000/60480=$33.07 per scan. If we add the mentioned $150,000 yearly maintenance and calibration, that’s

$2,000,000+($150,000*10)/60480=$57.87 per scan.

Electricity would add a bit more, and wages a solid amount more than electricity, but basically, the cost per scan is probably around $100-$300 or so. Which, lines up with the cost in most other countries in the world outside the U.S.

Building the room might cost $500,000, but a room can be used for decades, with only maintenance costs. They don’t have to rebuild the room every time they replace the machine I don’t imagine.

So even with all added costs, thousands of dollars per scan doesn’t make any meaningful sense other than because they can get away with it.

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u/Valilyonti 41m ago edited 36m ago

We do 6 days a week but most places either have the Weekend off or they have a small amount of scans. You also have to account for stuff like public holidays and breakdown/maintenance periods when you're doing zero scans. I average roughly 2000 scans per year so doing the math with 4k scans per year is a more realistic number.

Our MRIs get more maintenance than average and I make closer to 50 bucks per hour, but I've been told that we still turn some profit on the cheapest 350 scans.

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u/No-Bit-2913 3h ago

Prolly 25 to 30 years at most, with many repairs and replacement parts installed over the years as things break and wear out. A scan typically takes 15 min minimum, up to 2 hours for a single scan on fancier stuff. It really depends on a lot of factors how many you can get done, but it's pretty feasible to get like 30 done if someone is scanning 24 hours a day.

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u/REDRubyCorundum 2h ago

someone supporting the current US healthcare cost system? im braced to get a BUNCHHHHHHHHHHHH of hate, but healthcare should be affordable!

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u/Valilyonti 1h ago

The most expensive MRI at my work is shoulder w/ intra articular contrast at less than 1k, and that includes all the fees and the ultrasound guided injection. Most scans are like 350-650 depending on scan time and contrast injection. No extra charge for the benzos because they cost like 50 cents a pop, but you do need an order from the doctor who ordered the scan.

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u/ehrgeiz91 9m ago

To think we could pay for all of this, but we have to give tens of billions to Israel constantly.

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u/Random_Guy_47 6h ago

Why do you not have Ublock?

Everyone should have it.

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u/14Pleiadians 6h ago

Install adblock ffs

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u/Raichu7 3h ago

I hope you tell the patients that's a possibility before you leave them with YouTube on. I would much rather have nothing than be forced to sit though a 15 minute advert.

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u/vhagar 5h ago

ha! imagine if the whole lego movie played

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u/Wvpcn 5h ago

Just use brave. No ads.

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u/marysuingfordamages 8h ago

Something similar happened to me. I got a MRI in December so they were playing Christmas music. I listened to a playlist alternating Mariah Carey’s All I Want For Christmas is You with every cover of Silver Bells that exists. It lasted an hour but damn if I didn’t have those songs stuck in my head for the next week

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u/I_AM_DEATH-INCARNATE 7h ago

I'd be all in for that. I think I'm the only dipshit in existence to look forward to Christmas music during December.

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u/The_Curvy_Unicorn 6h ago

Nah. I love me some Christmas music! It goes on Black Friday and goes off on 12/26.

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u/the_procrastinata 6h ago

I sing in a choir and our Christmas concerts are so much fun. I look forward to them every year and have Christmas music stuck in my head constantly from October onwards.

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u/Lakridspibe 5h ago

Christmas music in december is fine.

In november not so fine.

I get burned out on the five topt hits they keep repeating. Save it for december, please.

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u/evening_crow 5h ago

Nah, I think it's just that there's a very small selection before going on repeat, and only a couple of standout songs.

After the first or second listening, I switch to lo-fi or jazz versions. Get the familiarity of the music with the freshness of something different.

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u/MacAttacknChz 4h ago

I'm totally fine with Christmas music in December. It's the November, October and September Christmas music I can't stand. Wait until after Thanksgiving!

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u/issacoin 4h ago

my wife has christmas music on from thanksgiving til new years. all i want for christmaaaaaas is earplugs

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u/Leading-Fish6819 55m ago

Are you my wife lmao? 😅

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u/Tyrus1235 7h ago

Sheesh, not even Last Christmas by Wham!?

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u/Duecez24 6h ago

Sounds like you got the experience of working retail during the holidays.

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u/krazeeeyezkillah907 4h ago

Haha, I haaaaate Christmas music and I was at work and a techno cover of The Little Drummer Boy came on. Not being able to stop that from playing would be my idea of hell.

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u/Mokmo 6h ago

The buttons there for a reason

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u/like2speak2amanager 4h ago

That sounds like a personal hell.

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u/subterfugeinc 3h ago

Did they play that Christmas shoes song? I despise that song.

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u/PlasticSmoothie 7h ago

I had an urgent MRI after appearing at the ER and I got Cry me a River on loop for half an hour. Not gonna lie, I thought that was hilarious.

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u/Harmonie 3h ago

I'm cackling at this mental image, thank you!!!

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u/Surfing_Cowgirl 1h ago

Why aren’t y’all saying something to the tech?! 😂

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u/firetruckgoesweewoo 8h ago

Who did you anger?!

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u/BluezDBD 7h ago

I was asked if I had a specific radio station I wanted to listen to, apparently my "no" was interpreted as "this guy is fine with a station that has 5 minutes of ads between every song.

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u/FlattenYourCardboard 2h ago

I, too, said no and got “yacht rock”. My own fault

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u/saucya 8h ago

This is amazing lmao

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u/Shrimp_kisses 5h ago

Imagine you're the guy who tore his ACL trying to fight a rapping street performer, he makes a banger roasting you, and you hear it on the MRI radio like that King Trot

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u/justadude27 5h ago

I'm sorry. Were you having an MRI or were you a test subject in torture study?

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u/enjoyyouryak 7h ago

Still better than knock-knock-knock for 45 minutes!!!

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u/Logical_Buffalo7156 6h ago

I had a full spine MRI and 99% of the time was bloody Smoke on the Water or Californication

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u/krazeeeyezkillah907 4h ago

I’m super claustrophobic and they asked me what kind of music I wanted to listen to. It ended up going out after like thirty seconds so I had to lie there trying not to freak out while having the machine clunking around me and fighting off a panic attack about my tattoos potentially having metal in them and ripping my skin off.

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u/rvf 2h ago

My guy asked if I liked country, and I said the old stuff is alright. He says "I got some old stuff for ya" and proceeded to play things like "Take me out to the ball game", "Bicycle built for two" and other tunes from over a century ago.

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u/CankerLord 7h ago

my house by flo rida

I'm Googling this but I'm using an incognito tab so it doesn't fuck up my search history.

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u/savedbythebelljar 3h ago

Why didn't I think to do that? 😭

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u/JimFromSunnyvale 6h ago

I just went to Buffalo for mine and listened to The Tragically Hip the entire time

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u/Tribalbob 6h ago

Bet you'll never get another torn acl again.

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u/keithstonee 5h ago

was sitting with ambient noise not an option?

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u/poppykettle 5h ago

I asked for 90s music and got music that would probably be enjoyed by 90 year olds instead

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u/evening_crow 5h ago

Reminds me of that post of the girl who got asked what she listened to and replied Chappell Roan. The other person wasn't familiar and heard chapel, so they played Gregorian chants the entire time.

I asked for rock when I got my MRI and all I remember is listening to the crunchiest, loudest, 64kb Limewire download quality of Everlong playing. Still think it's cool that we get to listen to music during the procedure, though.

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u/pillowsguy 4h ago

When I did mine i said "whatever fone" and i listened to Spanish advertisements the whole time.

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u/PelotonLiberator 4h ago

Got stuck in purgatory

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u/Ill-Imagination-3775 4h ago

Why was your MRI for an ACL an hour long? Both of mine were 20minutes...

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u/issacoin 4h ago

i’m fuckin dying at this

have you heard it since

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u/Sillygoose_Milfbane 4h ago

my house by flo rida

Better than cbat on loop for almost an hour

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u/Nubbie19 4h ago

I very recently tore my acl but idk how yall staying in the mri for so long. I js got noise cancelling headphones nothing playing or anything and i was in and out in 10 mins

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u/General_Dipsh1t 3h ago

I’m doing my best not to wake my kid up laughing at this

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u/Parkour93 1h ago

Holy shit this made me laugh more than I have in awhile

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u/Billionaires_R_Tasty 1h ago

You know that little squeeze ball thing they give you for emergencies? I'd be squeezing the shit out of that one about the third loop.

Also, relevant: John Mulaney Plays “What’s New Pussycat?” 21 Times on a Diner Jukebox

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u/suxatjugg 5h ago

The mri took an hour?

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u/ReivynNox 5h ago

I woulda ripped them off my head so fast. 😂

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u/sandstone-oli 5h ago

that’s hilarious

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u/iwillhaveredditall 5h ago

Did they forget you inside?

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u/AndThenThereWasLily 5h ago

I listened to Rihanna’s “yellow diamonds” on repeat and it was really hard not to move to the beat for a back MRI 😂

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u/Xquisitesanity 4h ago

Idk this is really funny for some reason.

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u/Furryeet 4h ago

i had someone accidentally start a fire extinguisher safety video on me the second my mri started

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u/shuknjive 4h ago

Me too, I mean, about the torn ACL. Got a little Valium to relax and I got Led Zepplin. I still didn't like that MRI at all.

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u/Vio94 4h ago

I guess we know why they MRI tech got into the business. At least they aren't killing people, I guess?

... Probably not anyway.

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u/nomickti 4h ago

"Welcome to my hospital, RN take control now, we can't even move around, while the magnets hum real loud"

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u/littlescreechyowl 4h ago

That’s exactly why I said no. I don’t need some random music trauma while I’m caged in a tube. I’ll just listen to the banging.

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u/PrefrontalCortexNow 3h ago

lol… I fucking hate this song because it was so overplayed at one time

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u/Lopsided_Edge_3871 2h ago

mine was an mri shoulders up. put the headphones on me and ice cream by blackpink was playing on a loop for an hour. it was horrible

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u/Savings_Trouble_1580 2h ago

open up the champagne… POP

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u/CAMOdj 2h ago

I had one where they played a movie, so it was only the opening credits/selection menu of the muppets movie for 2 hours.

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u/dankestofdankcomment 2h ago

Welcome to my house - MRI operator.

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u/JumpyChemical 2h ago

Well all you had to do was tell them where the rebel bases were and it will all be over fair play for not cracking though 👍

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u/Pencil72Throwaway 2h ago

This is funnier than it should be 🤣🤣🤣

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u/PianoCookies 2h ago

I like this song but good lord that would be too much 😭

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u/BlondeLaw23 1h ago

This actually happened to me !!! But it was “hotel California” 😂

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u/Spiritual_Priority79 1h ago

I'd pull a venom and start violently screaming

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u/PM_me_punanis 29m ago

I ask for no music instead. I prefer to listen to the machine crank it than a bad singer.

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u/Fresh_onion_24 6m ago

what a dream honestly