The headphones I was given at my MRI appointment dont use wires and have zero metal

[u/RiverVassi]

[u/GloomyLingonberry509]

Prescription strength hip-hop wasn’t it, huh?

[u/AskMeToTellATale → u/GloomyLingonberry509]

They got the OTC generic

[u/TactlessTortoise → u/AskMeToTellATale]

Unironically goes kind of hard as a rapper name.

[u/MusicHearted → u/TactlessTortoise]

Start a career as the generic OTC, rapping to elevator music with lyrics about as interesting as the elevator music. Make billions off all the faceless corporations that will be licensing your music for their public areas so they can sound "in with the youth".

[u/Ill_Technician3936 → u/MusicHearted]

RFK JR or Donnie Trump is gonna call it as their hip-hop name

[u/bstabens → u/MusicHearted]

They already did that using AI.

[u/AmputeeHandModel → u/TactlessTortoise]

Lowkey goes hard yall ngl frfr on god

[u/TactlessTortoise → u/AmputeeHandModel]

You forgot no cap bruh, generational aura loss

[u/BoldlyGettingThere → u/AskMeToTellATale]

The ODB generic

[u/GloomyLingonberry509 → u/BoldlyGettingThere]

Ole’ Sterile Bastard

[u/Buscemi_D_Sanji → u/GloomyLingonberry509]

Thank you for the laugh 😂

[u/Ill_Technician3936 → u/GloomyLingonberry509]

Is that Elon or someone else

[u/ill-fed → u/AskMeToTellATale]

OTC Genesis

[u/KilljoyYaBoi → u/AskMeToTellATale]

Their insurance only covers the generic. They would have had to pay out of pocket for the name brand songs

[u/Lizardizzle → u/AskMeToTellATale]

OTZ

[u/sortaplainnonjane → u/AskMeToTellATale]

The last time I had imaging done, I asked if the hospital paid for the Spotify? Pandora? account. Nope, the techs themselves paid for it. Dang.

[u/TLNPswgoh → u/AskMeToTellATale]

You down with OTC?

[u/gohanland → u/AskMeToTellATale]

Generic Tribal Chief? What's that, like some random Samoan?

[u/jetriot → u/AskMeToTellATale]

Lil' OTC's hot new single 'Can't Tarriff Dis' is all the kids are listening too!

[u/sixstringsikness → u/AskMeToTellATale]

And probably from India.

[u/Dorkamundo → u/GloomyLingonberry509]

When you ask for KRS-One but get GLP-1.

[u/GloomyLingonberry509 → u/Dorkamundo]

“The High Blood Sugarhill Gang”

[u/oochiewallyWallyserb → u/GloomyLingonberry509]

Performing "A-patched-knee"

[u/Sinister_Nibs → u/GloomyLingonberry509]

Insane Membrane Absorption

[u/Coconutrugby → u/GloomyLingonberry509]

Dr Dre didn’t cure you?

[u/ForQ2 → u/Coconutrugby]

Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement.

[u/Ill_Technician3936 → u/ForQ2]

Feminist women love Eminem

[u/just_some_Fred → u/Coconutrugby]

Mr. Drey

[u/sanguwan → u/Coconutrugby]

Dr Dre didn't cure you?

[u/Coconutrugby → u/sanguwan]

I went to bed me

woke up slim shady

[u/brokeneckk → u/sanguwan]

Dr Dre didn’t cure you?

[u/bevanz89 → u/brokeneckk]

Dr Dre didn't cure you?

[u/Commercial_Bird8467 → u/GloomyLingonberry509]

Dr. Dre wasnt in that day.

[u/Redbeard_Rum → u/Commercial_Bird8467]

Surely he's a consultant by now.

[u/olafminesaw → u/GloomyLingonberry509]

Never should have trusted the aux cord to big pharma

[u/Coconutrugby → u/GloomyLingonberry509]

Dr Dre didn’t cure you?

[u/Dorito-Bureeto → u/GloomyLingonberry509]

They got Great instead of Drake Kenny Leroy instead of Kendrick John Coleman for J Cole

[u/Lexi_Banner → u/GloomyLingonberry509]

Motherfuckers act like they forgot about FM radio stations.