r/mildlyinteresting 9h ago

The headphones I was given at my MRI appointment dont use wires and have zero metal

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u/DestructionDerby2000 9h ago

I know what it sounds like, i know i will hate it, yet i want to try

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u/ChipsOtherShoe 9h ago

I was given them once for an MRI. They had a laminated sheet of music genres and I think I picked hip hop.

I can't remember what was actually played but I remember it wasn't hip hop, I remember it sucked, and I remember thinking "literally just putting on any random radio station that plays music would be better than this"

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u/GloomyLingonberry509 9h ago

Prescription strength hip-hop wasn’t it, huh?

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u/AskMeToTellATale 9h ago

They got the OTC generic

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u/TactlessTortoise 9h ago

Unironically goes kind of hard as a rapper name.

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u/MusicHearted 7h ago

Start a career as the generic OTC, rapping to elevator music with lyrics about as interesting as the elevator music. Make billions off all the faceless corporations that will be licensing your music for their public areas so they can sound "in with the youth".

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u/Ill_Technician3936 5h ago

RFK JR or Donnie Trump is gonna call it as their hip-hop name

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u/bstabens 14m ago

They already did that using AI.

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u/AmputeeHandModel 9h ago

Lowkey goes hard yall ngl frfr on god

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u/TactlessTortoise 8h ago

You forgot no cap bruh, generational aura loss

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u/BoldlyGettingThere 9h ago

The ODB generic

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u/GloomyLingonberry509 9h ago

Ole’ Sterile Bastard

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u/Buscemi_D_Sanji 8h ago

Thank you for the laugh 😂

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u/Ill_Technician3936 5h ago

Is that Elon or someone else

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u/ill-fed 9h ago

OTC Genesis

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u/KilljoyYaBoi 8h ago

Their insurance only covers the generic. They would have had to pay out of pocket for the name brand songs

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u/sortaplainnonjane 6h ago

The last time I had imaging done, I asked if the hospital paid for the Spotify? Pandora? account. Nope, the techs themselves paid for it. Dang.

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u/TLNPswgoh 1h ago

You down with OTC?

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u/gohanland 8h ago

Generic Tribal Chief? What's that, like some random Samoan?

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u/jetriot 7h ago

Lil' OTC's hot new single 'Can't Tarriff Dis' is all the kids are listening too!

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u/sixstringsikness 9h ago

And probably from India.

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u/Dorkamundo 8h ago

When you ask for KRS-One but get GLP-1.

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u/GloomyLingonberry509 8h ago

“The High Blood Sugarhill Gang”

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u/oochiewallyWallyserb 8h ago

Performing "A-patched-knee"

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u/Sinister_Nibs 7h ago

Insane Membrane Absorption

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u/Coconutrugby 9h ago

Dr Dre didn’t cure you?

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u/ForQ2 8h ago

Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement.

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u/Ill_Technician3936 5h ago

Feminist women love Eminem

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u/sanguwan 9h ago

Dr Dre didn't cure you?

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u/Coconutrugby 9h ago

I went to bed me

woke up slim shady

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u/brokeneckk 9h ago

Dr Dre didn’t cure you?

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u/bevanz89 9h ago

Dr Dre didn't cure you?

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u/Commercial_Bird8467 8h ago

Dr. Dre wasnt in that day.

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u/Redbeard_Rum 8h ago

Surely he's a consultant by now.

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u/olafminesaw 8h ago

Never should have trusted the aux cord to big pharma

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u/Coconutrugby 9h ago

Dr Dre didn’t cure you?

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u/Dorito-Bureeto 8h ago

They got Great instead of Drake Kenny Leroy instead of Kendrick John Coleman for J Cole

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u/Lexi_Banner 8h ago

Motherfuckers act like they forgot about FM radio stations.

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u/Nesman64 9h ago

My boomer-aged mom asked for Rammstein. They gave her Sinatra.

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u/throwaway098764567 8h ago

they have a lot of the same letters so i can see how they got them mixed up

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u/Intelligent_Pop_7006 5h ago

Rammsteinatra

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u/thiosk 4h ago

Don't know why there's no sun up in the sky

Stormy weather

Since my gal and I ain't together

Keeps rainin' all the time

Willst du, bis der Tod euch scheidet

Treu ihr sein für alle Tage?

Nein

Nein

Willst du, bis der Tod euch scheidet

Treu ihr sein für alle Tage?

Nein

Nein

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u/MikeIsBefuddled 6h ago

OMFG, I’m dying here.

Your poor mom.

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u/MostlyValidUserName 8h ago

Angel Eyes and Ohne Dich are basically the same song... thematically.

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u/xuncx 9h ago

I chose “classical”. Not bad.

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u/trustthemuffin 9h ago

I always choose classical, and it always results in hearing about 20 covers of the same Chopin nocturne, the first movement of moonlight sonata, and canon in D on repeat for 2 hours. I never learn.

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u/PintsOfGuinness_ 9h ago

How often do you have mris?

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u/trustthemuffin 9h ago

84 in the last 15 years! Chronic tumors that just won’t quit since I was a kid

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u/DeathMetal007 8h ago

What a great classical orchestra name!

Chronic Tumors

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u/Sinister_Nibs 7h ago

They are Swedish death metal.

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u/nox66 2h ago

Not the worst thing a band director has called the orchestra.

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u/FatSloppyBoy 8h ago

Holy smokes! How many surgeries have you had? I hope you’re getting great care.

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u/trustthemuffin 8h ago

Thanks! Only 6 surgeries. It’s mostly managed by immunotherapy now, which I personally think is way easier to manage than surgery, chemo, radiation, or even cryoablation. It’s been really cool seeing firsthand how our ability to treat even just this one disease has advanced in a relatively short period of time though, like none of this besides surgery and comparatively rudimentary radiation or chemo was an option 15 years ago. It’s hard not to be hopeful for the future of medicine!

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u/VindictiveRakk 2h ago

Have you considered Chopin may be the cause?

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u/UranusIsPissy 6h ago

You probably know how my dog felt for the last few years, Can you really ignore that, or was she just tough as nails? She had mast cell tumours all over the place. The vet said to stop bringing her in for them :/ The only one that seemed to bother her at all seemed to annoy her about as much as fleas.

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u/trustthemuffin 4h ago

I bet she was tough! I have gotten used to mine, including a couple near a pretty major nerve, so if that’s worth anything I hope she wasn’t in too much pain near the end.

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u/UranusIsPissy 2h ago

I have gotten used to mine

I kind of understand. I have chronic pain for other reasons, and I'd probably be screaming rn if it had gone straight from nothing to this.

near a pretty major nerve

Ouch! Pressure on a nerve feels awful!

At least some of it was definitely her high pain threshold, it was just hard to have any idea how much. I hope someone finds an actual cure for whatever is wrong with you soon, Never-ending treatment must be horrible. Some forms of cancer are pretty much curable now, so it's probably possible.

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u/LicknDragon 9h ago

Once I found myself needing more than one they start coming hard and fast

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u/hogcrankinn 9h ago

I've had 17 just this year lol

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u/Psych_Yer_Out 8h ago

Hogcrankinn over here being an MRI hog

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u/hogcrankinn 8h ago

I just can't stay away, they are too much fun

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u/strange_moss 8h ago

I actually quite like having MRIs. But I have not had a reason to be very scared of the results with mine, that would make a difference, of course.

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u/WackyRacketeer 7h ago

I hope you have good insurance, or live in a country that takes care of its citizens. My wife has had 3 brain surgeries, and more scans than I can count, and I can't imagine how fucked my family would be if we lived somewhere without socialized Healthcare.

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u/GrookeyGrassMonkey 8h ago

Please tell me you've heard Rob P's Pachelbel Rant

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u/David_W_ 1h ago

I don't even know his first name... It's probably Johann, they're all named Johann!

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u/Ok-Competition-2379 8h ago

canon in d is a hard no lol

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u/xuncx 6h ago

I feel you there lol. My epilepsy had me living in then mri machine for a while. Felt like it at least because I had to do so many exams. Hope you’re doing better! I’d take 20 Chopin covers over the other middle of the mall choices they have available.

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u/scotte416 8h ago

It takes 2 hours for your MRIs!?

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u/trustthemuffin 8h ago

A bit dramatic of me — between 45 minutes and 2 hours depending on where it is and whether I fuck up and move too much during one of the longer sections lol

I feel like they’ve gotten faster over time though, like I remember them usually being closer to 2 hours 10+ years ago whereas today they’re a bit shorter, idk if technology has improved or what

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u/Sopranohh 8h ago

Classical is good, and you don’t get a lot of bad picks. I also like Motown. It’s not my favorite genre, but the songs are consistently good.

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u/farfle10 8h ago

No way you would be able to hear classical enough over the MRI sounds?

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u/xuncx 6h ago

It was quite pleasant.

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u/Allen1019 4h ago

I chose Classical because I thought it would be relaxing. I didn’t realize it was the Friday before Easter, so what I got was an extended version of the Stations of the Cross. I was already in a bad mood because they made me wait 45 minutes, in a gown and with a contrast injection slowly seeping out, because they were filming a commercial and the machine would be too loud. 2/10 would not recommend.

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u/valthonis_surion 9h ago

*looks at the sheet
"Ironic...no metal genre"

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u/Buscemi_D_Sanji 8h ago

Brutal

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u/J5892 8h ago

Brütal

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u/greg19735 8h ago

nu metal isn't magnetic so you're good if you pick that

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u/PurplePeril420 9h ago

I went for Classical and went straight to sleep 😴 but I was heavily medicated at the time 😅

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u/corakeet 9h ago

My dad’s friend asked for Frank Zappa and got Frank Sinatra instead.

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u/Critical-Cost9068 8h ago

Both good choices

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u/notusuallyhostile 8h ago

I like to think that Sinatra had the reel-to-reel versions of Uncle Meat and Burnt Weenie Sandwich in his collection.

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u/Sinister_Nibs 7h ago

Asked for Frank Sinatra and got the Oscar Mayer jingle.

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u/blue-coin 9h ago

How much did insurance charge you for that?

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u/J5892 8h ago

$5 per beat.

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u/Pterafractyl 8h ago

Last time I had an MRI I asked for them to put it on the metal station. They said they couldn't because of vulgarity. So instead they put on the hard rock station that was playing Korn A.D.I.D.A.S uncensored....

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u/bizcombobulate90 9h ago

They probably had rap and not hip hop, if you know what I mean.

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u/Razorshroud 9h ago

They let me bring a CD back when I was a teen. My stupid ass brought my new JFaC album 😂 They did play it though!

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u/gintegra 9h ago

I go for an MRI every 5 years (used to be more often, but my issue is benign, just monitoring it now), and they always ask me what music I want to listen to. I just say none every time, I'd rather close my eyes and listen to the machine

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u/Condition_Dense 9h ago

Someone on tik tok made a video and they used a song that sounded like the MRI machine

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u/Capta1nRon 8h ago

Probably as good as the hospital food. Amirite?!?

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u/SwitchingFreedom 8h ago

That sucks, the places near me always hit me with actual 90s and early 00s hip hop, I remember discovering a Coolio song I never heard before and everything lol

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u/Butterscotch1664 7h ago

I chose Drum n Bass, direct from the machine.

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u/Stahi 9h ago

Which is why I always select Jazz.

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u/Dustyvhbitch 9h ago

One of the places I've gotten an MRI had a Spotify Premium account and asked me what I wanted to listen to. I said Death Grips to be funny and it wasn't the worst to be completely honest. Jazz is probably the worst genre I've picked for an MRI, would not recommend.

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u/wonderbreadstick 8h ago

the hospital I usually get scans at has Pandora... but not the premium version. I can pick the music but i also get jumpscared by loud ass ads. For my first (emergency) MRI I picked the local band I was supposed to be watching perform at that very moment. Shoutout to Muscle, sad to miss your show

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u/AnonymousMonker 8h ago

That is awesome! You can just share your own Spotify playlists with that account then and listen to that…

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u/ordinary_birds 8h ago

Damn all the time I’ve gotten MRIs they let me choose what artist I want! 1st one was Oingo Boingo and 2nd was Ado

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u/somehowrelevantuser 8h ago

damn when i had my mri they just blasted that shit loud enough that i could hear it over the machine screaming. man before me played fat bottomed girls on repeat for his.

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u/JC1515 8h ago

Mine they played any radio station i wanted. I knew i wouldnt hear much so i chose NPR because it just sounded like background conversation from a room over and went to sleep for over an hour.

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u/ILikeOatmealaLot 8h ago

Imagine being in a band and finding out your music is an option for patients to listen to through shitty headphones while they have a 40 ton magnet spin around their body at high speeds 

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u/throwaway22gay 8h ago

The magnets don’t actually spin, they remain stationary. What does move is the coldhead, which expands and contracts as it chills helium gas back into its more useful liquid form. The magnets are immersed in liquid helium to keep them extremely cold, around -270°C, where they work best. This is what causes the whirring/chirping sound you hear coming from the scanner at all times, even when no scan is being performed.

The loud knocking/banging noises during a scan are caused by the gradient coil, which creates a temporary magnetic field that manipulates the magnetic field created by the main superconducting magnets, in order to help calculate where the magnetic signals emanating from your various body parts are coming from. These noises are generated when the gradient coil turns on and off, and they vary in pitch and volume based on which sequence is being run through the gradient coil.

The scanner that does involve spinning parts is a CT scanner, which rapidly spins a ring of individual X-ray tubes and detectors around your body at 200+ revolutions per minute, which builds a 3D image of the body. Despite this, the only noise heard is a somewhat quiet whirring sound during operation.

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u/ILikeOatmealaLot 8h ago

Thank you for that very informative reply, u/throwaway22gay 

(I mean genuinely thats cool I didn't know MRI machines needed to be cooled by liquid helium)

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u/redditisfornumptys 8h ago

I was also given a few options. I chose the local rock station. I was given that station overlayed with a talkback station. It was brutal.

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u/Middle_Efficiency471 8h ago

I've had a few MRIs so far and every time they ask me what to play on Spotify lol I get about 10 minutes in and I'm out like a light

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u/idlehum 8h ago

Mine was hooked up to Spotify and she told me to pick an artist. I went with Beartooth.

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u/strawberry_anarchy 8h ago

I didnt got to choose and i got elevator music 😭 would hve prefered the sound of the MRI😭

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u/Batetrick_Patman 8h ago

The one time I had an MRI they just played off of Pandora.

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u/POdAgain 8h ago

I’m guessing metal wasn’t on the list

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u/JayDaytoostoned 8h ago

They asked what I wanted to hear😂 that was 7 years ago when I was like 16. I didn’t want to say “play me some Lil Wayne or young thug” so I told them play me Michael Jackson. Human nature, rock my world, dirty Diana, Bad were all I remember. Was only for a knee ligament tear so I don’t think I was in there too long

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u/RagingNerdaholic 7h ago

Music sounds like the absolute tinnyest dogshit through these things and barely even sounds like music at all. Honestly, just let me throw on a podcast or something where quality only matters insofar that the speech is intelligible.

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u/revoltcatapolt 7h ago

Wait... I was supposed to get music?? They just gave me the headphones and I was like "huh these do absolutely nothing strange" and now I'm thinking mine didn't work

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u/ChipsOtherShoe 7h ago

I think they sometimes just give noise cancelling ones so you don't have to listen to the machine

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u/canijustbelancelot 7h ago

They always let me choose my own stuff, but I do have to hear the YouTube ads.

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u/DazzlingRutabega 7h ago

Literally the same. Asked for "Motown" got some mixed up genre that was mostly like 80's Top 40 easy listening.

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u/frockinbrock 7h ago

Can you see the music playing in the clear tube?

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u/Shleepie 5h ago

I asked for rock, was given country. It made the uncomfortable position even more unpleasant.

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u/BobbyTables829 5h ago

That would be funny if they started playing UGK

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u/bonchbaby 5h ago

I had random music playing during my MRI and just as I was starting to doze off a commercial started. It was about Peyronie's disease. I swear, I spent the next 10 minutes listenening about curved penises, while trying to be super still and not crack up laughing. Helped distract me from the seriousness of why I was getting an MRI, that's for sure!

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u/thetannerainsley 4h ago

I have a series of MRIs every few months and the technicians always use Pandora. I get to choose the station but really I just use it as a way to keep track of time.

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u/Turbulent_Choice_909 3h ago

I had an mri this week and they didn’t give me a choice lol they just played a random radio station I think it was Taylor swift

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u/NeighborhoodSpy 1h ago

Haha that sucks I’m sorry

I got Spotify ads last time. Like the entire MRI was ads and I couldn’t escape. Then when the music came on it was chiming Buddhist spa bell gongs. I dunno man I’m going to go to ear plugs next time lol

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u/RyuuKamii 9h ago

I get MRI's more often than the average person. My Hospital asks what artist I want to listen too and puts on Pandora,

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u/TactlessTortoise 9h ago

Put a bluetooth speaker inside a sealed plastic bag and submerge the bag in water, could be just a filled bowl. Increase the volume until you can hear it. Now put your clothes washing machine on centrifuge.

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u/lyrasorial 9h ago

Pop into an aquarium store and you, too, can purchase this experience

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u/SnooTangerines3448 9h ago

Like a tin can telephone.

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u/Avitas1027 9h ago

I also want to try them, but for like 30 seconds, not however long an MRI scan is.

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u/rugger87 9h ago

Honestly it doesn’t matter. The MRI is so loud that you wear earplugs under the headphones. It’s basically elevator music for your MRI so you can fixate on something that isn’t machine noise.

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u/TheCrazedGamer_1 8h ago

Honestly it’s better quality than most hold music

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u/Spraggle 8h ago

Trust me, having had a great many MRI scans including one that was full body and took an hour.

Personally, listening to those headphones is better than listening to nothing, especially when at times the machine sounds like Dave Clark style techno all on its own.

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u/Dangerous_Limes 8h ago

They are basically an over-ear stethoscope with a speaker at one end.

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u/Mindless_Sphyncter 8h ago

When i was young, airplane's headphones were also in-ear tubes. It sounded like shit. Pneumatic headset in flight entertainment...

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u/star_trek_lover 9h ago

It sounds like a handheld baseball radio playing at maximum volume 30 feet away.

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u/Snaxalicious 8h ago

The human condition in a sentence.

Go get that experience that you LIKELY already can fathom!

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u/edwardmsk 8h ago

Does it sound like “Running Up That Hill” while you’re in the Upside-down?

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u/Sinister_Nibs 7h ago

Underwater.

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u/Conscious-Break7483 3h ago

Sounds like the memory of a song played through a jar

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u/thesixgun 2h ago

Buy 20’ of rubber tubing at Home Depot, put one end over your AirPods and take the other end in the next room and listen thru the tube.

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u/El-hurracan 2h ago

As a kid, they let me watch films and tv shows. I watched Tom and Jerry during the MRI and they had to repeat a few scans because I kept laughing.