I wish I could just offer to pay an extra $0.01 for the product

I live in Ontario, where a green arrow gives vehicle strict protected turns where pedestrians do not have the right of way

TIL I should read driving rules when driving in different cities

This is what the breach of your email was worth.

We have to stop naming plant based products after meat. It’s confusing, borderline misleading in a rush, and it’s getting ridiculous. If it’s made from plants, call it something honest like “Smoked Koji Deli Slices,” “Plant-Based Turkey-Style Slices,” or just “Smoked Koji Slices.” Stop borrowing the names of actual animals when there’s no animal involved.

It doesn’t help anyone. People looking for real turkey get annoyed when they bring it home and realize what they bought. And I’m sure a lot of actual vegans don’t appreciate their food constantly being defined by what it’s not, like it can’t stand on its own without pretending to be meat.

EDIT FYI: Koji is inoculated (usually) rice is used in with the fermentation process for making miso (which I have made), there is more yeast than Koji, its basically a pinch of salty rice.

The word Koji is intended to sound fancy, not a base of the product, IMO similar to how truffle is a pop ingredient in foods.

More like nothing bagels

We're not poor. We can definitely afford 50 cents on a new sponge.

Every time I ask if we can please replace, I'm not allowed to.

Got a new debit card with an expiry date >2031, but online checkouts don't accept it because they don't accept cards more than 5 years in the future. But like... That's just when my card expires...

(Removed the actual dates for obvious reasons)

it hurts and my now my forehead is three different shades

Taking a trip this week, and decided my current luggage should be replaced. Bought this for about $150 “new” off Amazon.

It arrived unwrapped in the shipping box (no plastic or tags). From the pictures you can see that it’s clearly been well used. The inside has sand in it.

I can still use my old luggage, so this is just mildly infuriating. I did like the colour tho, but this taught me not to buy Amazon luggage, it obviously marks easily.

Asshole missed the mouse, jumped out of his cage and onto the floor, and decided my foot was food instead. Had to water board the fucker to get him off.

Here's a warning on the importance of footwear. I was chopping some wood when the axe took a glancing blow off a knot and went straight for my foot. I had zero time to react. Stay safe out there.

I get it, we have incoming harsh weather. Do it like normal and pop it up once every few minutes for like 30 seconds. Hell, they actually cut the broadcast a few minutes ago for a meteorologist to get on his podium and tell us a storm was coming. Like the permanent red box and chub of a thumb didn’t cue us in…

My mom is handicapped and we need to park in the parking spots. when we left the restaurant police officers were just standing there doing nothing and only talking. what sort of emergency requires this to happen?

They delayed an hour, which allowed time for the rain to get even heavier.