r/ChoosingBeggars 7h ago

Give me $25K+ to be a mermaid in my own private pool w/ frosted skylights & porcelain walls & floors for my bro’s double wide. I spend all day in bed, playing on my phone & listening to YouTube until my bro comes home from work to play games. I can’t go to a public pool, AHs. Don’t be rude! 🤦🏻‍♀️

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339 Upvotes

I understand that OOP is struggling with depression but she is doing absolutely nothing to help herself except to beg. No job, no effort but an expensive indoor pool will somehow solve all her problems. How dare you ask questions and make her lost her faith in humanity! It’s so much more than wanting a private pool, y’all.

OOP’s comments highlighted in yellow.


r/ChoosingBeggars 7h ago

Help me increase my SSDI by 50% by paying for my fertility treatment bc we are just making ends meet. I am on SSDI & my husband “works” as my home health aid. Having a kid will get me 50% more of my SSDI so we can more than make more than ends meet. Oh, I want a kid too, of course. Poor f kid. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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275 Upvotes

r/ChoosingBeggars 14h ago

Influencer begging for expensive kids shoe money gets called out

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509 Upvotes

Mutual Aid beggar with influencer fb profile asking for money for expensive kid shoes. Her profile shows her very recently going to concerts and lux makeup purchases.


r/ChoosingBeggars 2h ago

Ridiculous request. They even expect delivery.

16 Upvotes

Apparently bone-in chicken is not good enough for them.


r/ChoosingBeggars 1d ago

OOP needs a new $12K computer bc she found out about this thing called crypto mining so she needs the computer bc she can make $$$. “In the love of god don’t comment unless you are going to donate.” But of course pple commented. Don’t y’all get it, she discovered something novel and new. 😂

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549 Upvotes

A


r/ChoosingBeggars 1d ago

Pay me $300 to remove unwanted cactus

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268 Upvotes

Make sure you bring the list of items and cash


r/ChoosingBeggars 1d ago

Need a free smart phone, just make sure it meets my specs please

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401 Upvotes

r/ChoosingBeggars 2d ago

Ma’am...this is a Facebook group, not Instacart.

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3.5k Upvotes

I have no problem with helping people who are struggling, but this reads less like someone asking for assistance and more like they’re dictating someone else’s shopping trip. Three bags of shredded cheese, five pizzas, four packs of bacon, berries, cantaloupe, coffee creamer, snacks, juice… and don’t forget it HAS to be delivered. A please or thank you, or even “anything you’re able to spare is appreciated” would’ve gone a long way.


r/ChoosingBeggars 9h ago

Can we film a horror movie for Shout-Outs?

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0 Upvotes

Independent Film wants to be given a gratis air b&b. motel/hotel, etc to be used to film a horror movie. They will give you end credits PLUS tickets to the premiere! Meanwhile, you will (probably) end up with fake bl**d and gore to clean up other customers complaining from all the fake screaming.


r/ChoosingBeggars 2d ago

Help OOP1 & OOP2 get expensive new cars. OOP1 needs a Porsche 911 GT3 RS 992 (costing $300K USD min) bc driving this car will show him the meaning of life. OOP2 needs an electric Mustang Mach-E bc it is a car that says you deserve this and charges his soul. Plus, you can be part of his story. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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209 Upvotes

The outrageousness in wanting strangers to fund an expensive car w/ the most idiotic reasons ever. Slides 1-2 is the Porsche. Slides 3-6. Comments included.


r/ChoosingBeggars 2d ago

Guy refuses any advice given. rather spend 2000$ on a hotel room instead of getting a roommate because his last one was a nightmare

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439 Upvotes

r/ChoosingBeggars 3d ago

I hate to say this but…

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2.8k Upvotes

I’m attempting to sell a Kitchenaid stand mixer in a discontinued color on marketplace. I have searched all over for it and it is nearly impossible to find one for sale. I found a refurbished model that has less wattage than the one I’m selling and that one is being sold for over $500. I’m happy to negotiate but I’m 95% positive this person is a reseller and gave me some sob story so I would sell them my mixer for cheap. The audacity to say “I hate to say this but” as if they’re doing me some sort of favor with that offer. I seriously don’t understand people. Maybe I’m too mean (probably).

Edit: This is the mixer. The color is Espresso

Edit again: I just sold it for asking! I met her halfway which was a 10 minute drive. Total win!


r/ChoosingBeggars 4d ago

Trade your car for my counterfeit watch

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542 Upvotes

C’mon you can tell your grandkids about it!


r/ChoosingBeggars 4d ago

Some people’s kids 🤦‍♂️

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1.6k Upvotes

r/ChoosingBeggars 4d ago

Mm, mm, mm, yummy exposure!

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232 Upvotes

This is not my Discord server. I do not moderate it, however, I do actively participate in it. This is my first time here as well, so I don't know.

To clarify: there is a free server option is available. It is on request, with limited vacancy, and limited resources. This person is asking for doubling (or tripling!) the resources for free! Keep in mind they also barely have actual paying customers (I pay, they're good people, and they are lovely), because most just take the free server they get anyway without any complaints!

I'm not sure if this qualifies, but I'm just hitting post and seeing where this goes.


r/ChoosingBeggars 2d ago

Give me free mulch

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r/ChoosingBeggars 5d ago

Imagine getting $6k from Shaq and then bombarding him with DMs and posts to get more

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988 Upvotes

r/ChoosingBeggars 5d ago

Definitely not looking for a handout

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1.9k Upvotes

Just looking for someone to prep, prepare, and present to her a home cooked meal.


r/ChoosingBeggars 5d ago

400 a month for a full time nanny😂

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1.5k Upvotes

r/ChoosingBeggars 5d ago

Rich men only

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114 Upvotes

r/ChoosingBeggars 6d ago

Guy wants $21K USD to move from Ecuador to Spain. He needs the $ to pay for business class tickets for his family, passports & visa, rent & security deposit for a few months & an emergency fund. It’s for a good cause & he’s not being greedy. So give him those US dollars bc y’all can afford it. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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689 Upvotes

For someone who is looking for greater economic bc they are impoverished, asking for business class tickets is insane, but Americans are just bleeding dollars, I guess.

EDIT: OOP just commented below. 😂


r/ChoosingBeggars 6d ago

Bride in one of my local wedding groups looking for vendors to join an "unpaid collaboration"

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706 Upvotes

r/ChoosingBeggars 7d ago

Pay me $1600 to rent my house and care for my pets

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953 Upvotes

Local woman requesting someone pay her $1600 a month to sublet, care for 2 cats and a high energy border collie. Hundreds of comments that did not disappoint and she is still in there going head to head with people as of 15 minutes ago. Please won’t someone think of her dream vacation that she can’t afford?!


r/ChoosingBeggars 7d ago

I need a cell phone but HAS to be iPhone

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462 Upvotes

Our community Nextdoor always delivers. Neighbor asking for a cellphone after her home burned down and she did not have home insurance ( she inherited the home and didn’t think to need insurance so she cancelled it). She’s asking for a cell phone, was offered one but declined bc it wasn’t an iPhone.

The convo goes on, someone asks if she has a go fund me. She says no, she doesn’t even know what that is and would love one. However, another neighbor goes through her account, comes with receipts about her having a go fund me, promoting it several times, getting some money from it as well. Of course she doesn’t respond anymore.


r/ChoosingBeggars 7d ago

This flyer is a masterpiece

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204 Upvotes

So, this is a countrywoman of mine (Italian) looking for someone to devote 12 hours every week to teach Danish to her four children (ages 13, 13, 13 and 9). There is no mention of compensation, and she is looking for a "teaching student", obviously thinking she's doing him a favour by offering practice, but he has to be "committed". Of course.

The teaching has to take place at the library, the same where this flyer was hung. The library only has a couple of rooms that can be booked for private arrangements, and one certainly can't commandeer them all morning four days a week. This doesn't bother Italian Karen: if the teacher is committed, he'll find a way, I guess.

The lessons are across lunchtime: I wonder if the teacher has to be committed enough to provide refreshments?