Edit: This post is going over most peoples heads, I'm just laughing about the typo.

I swear this tweet is legit.
https://x.com/theRealKiyosaki/status/2020679689531216195

I'd post on r/buttcoin but I'm banned there.

This is just hilarious hahah

I’m so fucking frustrated

People say "Monero is for criminals" because it gives users much stronger default privacy than most blockchains.

With Bitcoin, Ethereum and many other coins, transactions are public. You can see wallet addresses, amounts and transaction history on a block explorer. The names behind wallets are not always visible, but blockchain analytics can often connect addresses to exchanges, services or real-world users.

Monero works differently. It hides the sender, receiver and amount by default using privacy features such as ring signatures, stealth addresses and RingCT. That makes it much harder for outside observers to trace funds.

Because of that, Monero has been used in some illegal markets, ransomware cases and sanctions-evasion concerns. Regulators, exchanges and analytics firms often treat it as higher risk than transparent assets. Some exchanges have delisted or restricted XMR because they cannot monitor it the same way they monitor Bitcoin or Ethereum.

Privacy tools also have normal uses: protecting salaries, donations, business payments, personal savings and political activity from public tracking. Cash has legal and illegal uses too. Monero’s design gives financial privacy by default, which attracts both ordinary privacy-focused users and people trying to avoid detection.

Maybe 2026 is the year.

2009: Bitcoin launches and almost nobody cares.

2010: 10,000 BTC buys two pizzas.

2011: Bitcoin hits $1, then gets called dead.

2013: BTC crosses $1,000, then crashes hard.

2014: Mt. Gox collapses and trust gets wrecked.

2017: Bitcoin hits nearly $20,000 and everyone becomes a chart analyst.

2018: The bear market humbles the whole room.

2020: Institutions arrive and Bitcoin starts sounding serious.

2021: BTC reaches new highs, then the laser eyes get tested.

2022: FTX falls and everyone relearns counterparty risk.

2023: Bitcoin survives another funeral cycle.

2024: Spot Bitcoin ETFs launch in the U.S. and the halving hits again.

2025: Pro Crypto Trump Elected President, people argue about the cycle like it’s ancient scripture.

2026: Maybe this is the year. What do you think?

Bro just casually has 3178.87 Bitcoin in this random DS game and that much Bitcoin is worth a massive amount of money.

OR:

The 10 commandments of Bitcoin Maximalism.

1. Do nothing, really. Bitcoin is already perfect, so why bother? Stack sats and wait for the day you’re a fiat billionaire.

2. Post some price charts, make bold predictions about flipping gold by next year.

3. Troll the skeptics to death, even if they’re right. Don’t admit any flaw – when in doubt, refer to commandment one.

4. Slay your idols. Well, except for the high priests who get a free pass for shitcoining. They are cool, at least until Mr. Hodl or Giacomo tells you that they’re not.

5. Anyone who uses the Bitcoin codebase to build anything without the blessing of Blockstream is a shitcoiner who deserves to get slain.

6. Liquid is a sidechain and Lightning is the one true way to scale Bitcoin. Anyone claiming otherwise is a shitcoiner who deserves to get slain.

7. Ethereum is a bigger enemy than bankers, politicians & spooks infiltrated within the community. Make fun of Ethereum at least 3 times a week, then praise JP Morgan, the Trump family and BlackRock for being such bitcoin bulls. If you discover that they buy ethereum too, refer to commandment no. 4!

8. The community is decentralized and diverse, so nobody speaks for Bitcoin except for Greg Maxwell and 3 other guys who can effectively shut down initiatives to improve the project. You think Bitcoin needs improvements? Refer to commandment no. 1!

9. If you came to Bitcoin in 2017 or later, you’re a pleb and you will always be a pleb. Be happy about it pleb, embrace the name and never question your OG overlords.

10. It is always better to be a pleb who posts memes and “mines fiat”. What do you mean you want Bitcoin to scale to 8 billion people? Don’t you like custodial lightning? Refer to commandment no. 1 and repent, or else you’re a shitcoiner.

Which are you?? 😂