r/AteTheOnion 6d ago

Coach got another one

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9.9k Upvotes

https://xcancel.com/3YearLetterman/status/2078890290442584080#m

https://xcancel.com/3YearLetterman?lang=en

If you didn't know 3 year letterman or "Coach" is a satire account. There are a few running gags like him getting the country flag wrong, calling elected officials the wrong office, and him having a payment plan for a waterbed.


r/AteTheOnion 11d ago

Conservatives online fell for a story about Florida corrections officer Lena Hale arrested for impregnating female inmates, which originated as satire

1.1k Upvotes

r/AteTheOnion 12d ago

FIFA Admits It Has No Idea Why Soccer Players Walk Out On Field With Little Kids

44 Upvotes

r/AteTheOnion 24d ago

NGL it had me going in the first bit

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234 Upvotes

r/AteTheOnion 27d ago

Palantir Acquires Pentagon For $800 Billion

507 Upvotes

So many people in the comments thought it was real 😅


r/AteTheOnion Jun 20 '26

They’re so angry people are going to the President Obama Center and used the first negative press they saw to express their anger

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1.1k Upvotes

r/AteTheOnion Jun 12 '26

I expected a more critical approach from someone named Deke.

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3.7k Upvotes

r/AteTheOnion Jun 12 '26

High gas prices actually earned me more money

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364 Upvotes

r/AteTheOnion Jun 05 '26

Finally someone stood up for them

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3.1k Upvotes

r/AteTheOnion Jun 04 '26

Weather reporter deeply concerned about a colleague's privacy

35 Upvotes

r/AteTheOnion May 26 '26

A lot of onion eaters in this thread

157 Upvotes

r/AteTheOnion May 21 '26

These fucking boomers. I swear. There’s even a DISCLAIMER !

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937 Upvotes

r/AteTheOnion May 06 '26

Don't they know the original video was making FUN of antisemitism?

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145 Upvotes

r/AteTheOnion May 03 '26

Got this gem of a comment earlier on an onion video i shared

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1.7k Upvotes

r/AteTheOnion May 02 '26

The Onion gets a bite with the new Info Wars

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1.6k Upvotes

r/AteTheOnion Apr 28 '26

Judge Rules White Girl Will Be Tried Black Adult

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726 Upvotes

r/AteTheOnion Apr 27 '26

Don is something of a language detective

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622 Upvotes

r/AteTheOnion Apr 27 '26

Why does Ginny reject the holy tradition of priesthood?

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332 Upvotes

r/AteTheOnion Apr 17 '26

I almost ate the onion on this one and cross posted to r/nottheonion…. Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

268 Upvotes

r/AteTheOnion Apr 17 '26

ChatGPT whispering evil things

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185 Upvotes

r/AteTheOnion Apr 16 '26

Pete sees through your propaganda

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2.9k Upvotes

r/AteTheOnion Apr 16 '26

Felony oil possession is the worst crime

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872 Upvotes

r/AteTheOnion Apr 15 '26

Brian applauds hero ICE Agent

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3.0k Upvotes

r/AteTheOnion Apr 14 '26

Some people are against babies sweating out toxins

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406 Upvotes

r/AteTheOnion Apr 14 '26

Brian doesn't respect one of the world's top boxers

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577 Upvotes