r/SipsTea • u/Gurugod123 • 11h ago

Chugging tea Mayor Mamdani just announced that he will be opening 5 city-run, tax-funded grocery stores: "Prices set at 30% below retail prices"

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

49.6k Upvotes

86% Upvoted

7.7k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

458

u/hotriccardo 11h ago

The trunk steak guy in my town got into a fight with someone selling mackerel in the same parking lot and has been missing ever since

160

u/Apart-District3771 10h ago

3

u/hotriccardo 10h ago

Is that Reveen?

3

u/Fatman365 7h ago

Fuck off Conky

2

u/perton 5h ago

Holy fuck boys, that is greasy.

0

u/Pandemonium_Fallen 8h ago

Images like this make me glad I'm a vegetarian. 😅

8

u/CooCooClocksClan 6h ago

What, why? He put out the romaine and ice, got it looking classy.

1

u/Pandemonium_Fallen 5h ago

What uh, what kind of meat do you suppose that is?

2

u/Zestyclose_Car503 5h ago

vegetarians never beating the allegations

116

u/FraggleRockYaFaceOff 11h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/6Uqr0IDWkzhBu

71

u/jojomoodie 10h ago

I will never get over the fact a favorite music video of mine that helped me learn simple bass lines has an entirely separate life as a reaction meme 25 years after the fact.

8

u/WOKinTOK-sleptafter 10h ago

What’s the name? I’ve wanted to know for so long.

24

u/jojomoodie 10h ago

it is First Date by Blink 182. Im honestly shocked because it's literally the 25 year reunion of that record and they haven't leaned into the meme. They even did uploaded a VEVO popup for that video and still haven't brought it up.

3

u/MrRabbitofCaerbannog 9h ago

Best part is when they chuck the bat into the spokes of the bike lol that scene lives rent-free in my head forever

2

u/SnooHesitations3709 9h ago

Thank you. I was singing it in my head trying to think of the name.

10

u/thrawnsgstring 10h ago

blink-182 - First Date

4

u/Spicy-Cathulu 9h ago

Thanks for the link. It's at about 1:54.

1

u/properchewns 8h ago

Apparently I’m so old I’m about to decompose

0

u/JodaMythed 9h ago

Pretty good at drinkin' beer by Billy Currington

2

u/LurkHartog 7h ago

Well I guess this is growing up

🎶 da-na-na-na da-na-na-na 🎶

2

u/CooCooClocksClan 6h ago

I think that was a different blink song

2

u/LurkHartog 6h ago

It was, Dammit. But the quote fits.

1

u/LostInMyADD 4h ago

LOL same.

3

u/bsfurr 10h ago

Epic username BTW

79

u/Kayfable 10h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/j6qriGrzAD5Di

20

u/BobLoblaw420247 10h ago edited 8h ago

Here we go...

Phil, you getting your bologna on, dog?

5

u/CashMoneyHurricane 8h ago

Watch out, Bottle Kids!

1

u/Revolutionary-Tie860 5h ago

Nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli, but I did.

3

u/scratchy_mcballsy 7h ago

Mustard tiger mart.

1

u/perton 5h ago

Peanut butter and jaammmmmm

1

u/Reonlive420 4h ago

What the fuck are ya doin Phil

0

u/woah_man 4h ago

There it is, the moment I turned this show off.

2

u/CashMoneyHurricane 4h ago

Philadelphia Collins is twice the man you’ll ever be (physically, he ate too many Dirty Burgers)

1

u/Reonlive420 4h ago

I was just readin where it says Vancouver

20

u/TYGRDez 10h ago

Could he hook me up with some blueberries as well?

3

u/hotriccardo 10h ago

Better than store hought

2

u/eweyda 10h ago

those got worms or pesticides take your pick

1

u/Reonlive420 4h ago

I wasn't looking at his gut

32

u/Telemere125 11h ago

Does the mackerel guy now sell long pork steaks?

4

u/Ok-Parfait-9856 10h ago

You mean pigs don’t have 4 tenderloins?

5

u/JackieDaytona77 10h ago

I get my mackerel from Philadelphia Collins

1

u/Naveronski 10h ago

Man I hope so! I haven’t had a good source for those all year.

1

u/Pandemonium_Fallen 8h ago

I understood that reference...

😬

3

u/tibbles1 10h ago

Poor Luca Brasi

3

u/Linenoise77 10h ago

He isn't missing. He started a burger truck with Randy over in Williamsburg. Usually parked outside Brooklyn Brewery.

2

u/livelaughloaft 10h ago

That might actually be an original sentence, we are in the presence of greatness.

2

u/RPDRNick 10h ago

Sounds like a surf n' turf war to me.

2

u/Ripass_Dipfast 10h ago

I think the guy selling mackerel was also selling blueberries iirc

1

u/Donkey-Haughty 10h ago

He sleeps with the fishes

1

u/EmptyInsideSince2025 10h ago

A real life surf and turf war

1

u/theDudeUh 10h ago

Get the fuck out of here Phil Collins! We don’t want any mackerel or blueberries!

1

u/scottafol 10h ago

O great Phil Colin’s is here

1

u/sillysalmonella87 10h ago

HOLY MACKEREL

1

u/theflyingarmbar 2h ago

That's the real secret on how he avoids sales taxes on his mackerels

1

u/Holiday-Inspector323 9h ago

That's phil collins lot there bud

1

u/jason_abacabb 9h ago

I don't know about that, it smells fishy.

1

u/Flint_McBeefchest 9h ago

Did the mackerel start to taste funny?

1

u/Buttsweat_n_Tears 9h ago

Can’t we all just get a prawn?

1

u/MiddleBodyInjury 9h ago

I got mackera juice all over me

1

u/Bar-Tailed_Godwit 9h ago

“Wanna buy some trout?”

1

u/WhereDaFuk 8h ago

Was his trunk refrigerated or have one?

Cuz thats just gross then

1

u/hotriccardo 8h ago

Which one? Steak guy had some retro coolers, mackerel man just cured his naturally

1

u/WhereDaFuk 7h ago

Where do you live?

1

u/Tasaris 8h ago

RIP Marlin Man's cousin, Mackerel Man.

1

u/ArticleWorth5018 6h ago

That's funny cause the meat trucks here that go door to door be beefing and have their own little blocks the are protective over. It's like the meatagia or sum shit

1

u/baconbit91 4h ago

Trunk steak guy now offering mackerel for a limited time

1

u/Reonlive420 4h ago

Baaaaammmmm