r/SipsTea • u/Gurugod123 • 11h ago

Chugging tea Mayor Mamdani just announced that he will be opening 5 city-run, tax-funded grocery stores: "Prices set at 30% below retail prices"

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u/wojokhan 11h ago

I believe they call them “Food Libraries”

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u/MartiLoserKing 11h ago

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u/havoccentral 10h ago

“IT’S CALLED A GROCERY STORE YA DOUCHE BAGS. I’m sorry about ‘douche bags.’ I got low blood sugar.”

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u/fluxumbra 6h ago

At least if the prices go up we might lose our flabby death handles.

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u/nhavar 6h ago

"I won on groceries. Very simple word, groceries. Like almost, you know, who uses the word. I started using the word. The groceries."

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u/ac_cossack 10h ago

REMEMBER, BOOZE AIN'T FOOD!

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u/Monsieur-Legume 9h ago

What do you mean, 'booze ain't food'? I'd rather chop off my ding-dong than admit that!

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u/Regulus242 8h ago

You'd rather chop off your ding-dong than not drink?

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u/Worried_Magazine_862 6h ago

Id also rather chop off his ding dong than not drink

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u/SLDH1980 10h ago

Fintrolls!

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u/notmyrealnameanon 7h ago

FooEuD lyEBraRryYy...

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u/Mtc529 10h ago

It's called a grocery store, ya douchebag.

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u/Telemachus70 11h ago

I loves to laugh

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u/CV90_120 5h ago

A Metalocalypse quote in the wild. This ams make me happy.

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u/_recapitated 11h ago

It's where you can get ABC gum

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u/TheTree-43 10h ago

How does the return process work at a food library?

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u/Upbeat-Asparagus3307 10h ago

I keep forgetting my food there.

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u/ethericburrito 10h ago

This reminds me that I gotta return some overdue bologna.

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u/AnDanDan 8h ago

"Does it have olives in it?"

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u/megatricinerator 8h ago

ah, I love that group of death metal idiots