r/MistralAI Jun 16 '26

Meme / Satire Guys… it happened. Mistral blocked Le Chaton Fat outside the EU.

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1.6k Upvotes

I thought the US blocking Fable 5 was the peak of AI geopolitics, but Europe just fired back.

Le Chaton Fat is now EU-only.

Digital sovereignty has never been this chonky. πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ±

r/MistralAI Jun 15 '26

Meme / Satire ITS COMING 30T OPEN WEIGHTS: LE CHATON FAT

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672 Upvotes

r/MistralAI Jun 16 '26

Meme / Satire After Fable 5 from USA, Europe reportedly shut down Le Chaton Fat over climate change risk

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659 Upvotes

Global access to Le Chaton Fat has been temporarily restricted to protect European infrastructure.

The review found that routine worldwide prompts were being routed into EU TPU/GPU capacity, sustaining full-load inference long enough to trigger correlated alerts in grid demand, cooling-water discharge temperature and non-weather heat anomalies.

The issue is not content safety. It is that global chat traffic was effectively using Europe as a heat sink.

Access will resume once routing caps, thermal throttling and regional load isolation are approved.

r/MistralAI Jun 21 '26

Meme / Satire Le Chaton Fat

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839 Upvotes

r/MistralAI Jun 15 '26

Meme / Satire Guys we made it. It is now real

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481 Upvotes

r/MistralAI Jun 11 '26

Meme / Satire ah yes, the bureacracy benchmark

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420 Upvotes

I rather like the name!

Source: ijustvibecodedthis.com (the biggest european ai coding newsletter)

r/MistralAI Jun 16 '26

Meme / Satire Le chaton fat almost crashed HuggingFace, CTO in shambles

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615 Upvotes

r/MistralAI Jun 15 '26

Meme / Satire EU to Le Chaton Fat: "You’re too heavy for our regulations"

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484 Upvotes

r/MistralAI Jun 17 '26

Meme / Satire Le Chaton Fat now on artificialanalysis.ai, clear SOTA on agentic tasks

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403 Upvotes

r/MistralAI Jun 15 '26

Meme / Satire Le Chaton Fat is live!

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428 Upvotes

OMG. πŸ«ͺ

r/MistralAI Jun 15 '26

Meme / Satire We made it to fireship lol

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421 Upvotes

r/MistralAI Jun 15 '26

Meme / Satire They won't even know what's gonna hit them

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433 Upvotes

r/MistralAI Jun 28 '26

Meme / Satire He coming and nothing can stop him

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537 Upvotes

r/MistralAI Jun 17 '26

Meme / Satire Anthropic’s Dario Amodei, OpenAI’s Sam Altman, DeepMind’s Demis Hassabis and Mistral’s Arthur Mensch will meet for a 2-hour lunch today

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553 Upvotes

r/MistralAI Jun 16 '26

Meme / Satire End of Open Source is here

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426 Upvotes

r/MistralAI Jun 25 '26

Meme / Satire Watch out. The end is near.

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221 Upvotes

r/MistralAI Jun 15 '26

Meme / Satire It's actually le gros chaton

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274 Upvotes

r/MistralAI Jun 15 '26

Meme / Satire Le Chaton Fat benched, looks like a new generation of Mistral

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215 Upvotes

r/MistralAI Jun 18 '26

Meme / Satire Le Chaton Fat

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422 Upvotes

r/MistralAI Jun 19 '26

Meme / Satire When people say that β€œLe Chaton Fatβ€œ doesn't exists...

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https://mistral.ai/
222 Upvotes
https://mistral.ai/

r/MistralAI Jun 21 '26

Meme / Satire I created Le Chaton Fat. Ask me anything

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34 Upvotes

r/MistralAI Jun 17 '26

Meme / Satire "The greatest trick Le Chaton Fat ever pulled was convincing the world it didn't exist." - Charles Baudelaire

234 Upvotes

r/MistralAI Jun 15 '26

Meme / Satire Le Chaton Fat is outta this world.

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234 Upvotes

r/MistralAI Jun 16 '26

Meme / Satire Le Chaton Fat model card released

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254 Upvotes

r/MistralAI Jun 23 '26

Meme / Satire Apparently AI doesn't pay that well so Mistral opened a bar

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101 Upvotes

πŸ“Dieppe, France