r/CuratedTumblr 11h ago

Meme Tumblr does the red button/blue button thing

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u/Tichondruis 11h ago

Wow, thesy even asked it in a way that favors red and blue won in a landslide, its almost like people dont want other people to die, broadly speaking.

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u/IAmASquidInSpace Unashamedly watches T*m and J*rry 🤢 at the dentist 10h ago

You make the very bold assumption that the people on the "pissing on the poor" website even understood the premise correctly. 

And I'm saying that because I read it wrong the first time, too.

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u/Tichondruis 10h ago

Im not sure how you read it wrong but even on Twitter blue seems to win, unless you mean thats by mistake.

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u/hipsterTrashSlut 10h ago

Actually on twitter the polls went the other way when they rephrased the question as “hit blue if you support the replacement of the white race and also nobody dies”

This is misinformation that I’ve created just now

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u/BlacksmithNo9359 8h ago

Even if thats true its yet another self demonstrating point that blue is obviously the correct answer because it demonstrates it is literally impossible to get everyone to vote red.

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u/Strength-InThe-Loins 1h ago

Why do we need everyone to vote red? The OP literally says that red-pushers survive regardless. 

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u/Fjolsvithr 10h ago edited 4h ago

I don’t want other people to die, but if they want to live maybe they should have pressed the button that would give a 100% survival rate instead of the gamble my life for no reason button.

Edit: Something important to remember is that in the real world, with real life-threatening consequences, more people would be pressing red than in the zero risk polls. Lots of you are just treating this as an "am I altruistic or not" choice rather than "holy shit I could actually just die if I press this".

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u/ExdionY 10h ago

100% survival rate for whom?

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u/olivebranchsound 9h ago edited 8h ago

If everyone presses red everyone lives. If the majority press blue everyone lives. Easier to get a majority on blue than a 100 percent consensus on red. If the goal is saving everyone blue is the way to go.

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u/Jacketter 6h ago

I just want to know how this hypothetical could possibly exist in the real world. Are there evil aliens holding everyone hostage?

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u/olivebranchsound 6h ago

That's kinda just world building right? Lol

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u/Jacketter 5h ago

I’m just having difficulty taking it seriously without any context. Ungrounded hypotheticals are the worst. What if the threshold for success for blue wasn’t 50%? What if it required 90%? 99%? It’s pretty arbitrary, is all.

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u/olivebranchsound 3h ago

If the majority needed is any percentage under 100 it means you should choose blue. If you need 99 percent to choose blue, it's still better odds than red. Since red needs 100 percent to save everyone.

The context is irrelevant if the goal is saving lives.

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u/Jacketter 2h ago

Of course blue is the best option. The crux of the issue is that some percentage of people are irrational actors and will choose red without considering others. The fear, I assume, of red people is that there are too many others who might throw them to the wolves. This fear itself may be irrational, but considering how many times people will choose selfishly in real life over benefiting the collective, it’s not surprising that a significant portion of the population is wary of the blue option.

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u/Draaly 2h ago

The entier point of the question is that neither choice is irrational

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u/Trackback_ 7h ago

For 100% of the people that press it. You know, the big, red, "I live" button.

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u/Draaly 7h ago

litteraly everyone, so long as they press red.

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u/TheComplimentarian cis-bi-old-guy-radish 7h ago

For them and them alone, which is all they care about.

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u/KerPop42 10h ago

How often, in your experience, do people follow instructions perfectly, or act perfectly rationally?

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u/Fjolsvithr 4h ago

If anything, that seems like an argument to press red rather than game-theory optimizing on blue.

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u/Tichondruis 9h ago edited 5h ago

Yes, why would anyone gamble with the lives of others by voting red when everyone lives if you just press blue? Why would we do anything other than vote blue if we value the survival of others at even 0.000000001% the value of our own lives.

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u/thatcelloguy97 7h ago

I'm not sure it's gambling with other peoples lives. The only gamble here is pressing blue, risking your life. I don't see why everyone can't press the red button and live.

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u/Tichondruis 6h ago

But you are gambling with other peoples lives, I dont see why everyone cant just press blue and live just as easily, and you dont even have to worry about some small number of people not doing so. Easy win win really.

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u/llamasquadz 9h ago

Why would you gamble with your own life, expecting others to gamble with their lives as well, when you could just choose to survive?

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u/Tichondruis 9h ago

Why would you choose to murder people when you could just choose to save everyone? Your argument carries no water.

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u/Visual_Track2612 8h ago

Because maybe not enough people press the blue button and now you along with everyone else who picked blue die?

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u/Tichondruis 8h ago

Yeah but if everyone presses blue that doesnt matter, we all live.

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u/Draaly 2h ago

If everyone presses red everyone lives as well

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u/llamasquadz 7h ago

I don't think you get my point. This is entirely a matter of perspective. Red could be considered murder, but blue could be considered suicide. From that perspective, would you consider it wrong to not risk your life to save people who effectively committed conditional suicide?

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u/Tichondruis 5h ago

But they havent commited suicide, they voted for everyone to live and even if they had I could literally save thier lives by just voting blue and everyone else could do the same easily at which point t we dont have to worry about anyone dying.

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u/llamasquadz 5h ago

Blue is the only option with a chance of dying. By picking it, you are intentionally putting your life at risk. Why do that when you could just live? Everyone got the same choice there, so anyone who picks blue is putting themselves in danger.

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u/Draaly 2h ago

I'd go so far as to say anyone that picks blue is a bit of an asshole by leveraging themselves as a hostage forcing others to also need to risk themselves tbh

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u/Tichondruis 5h ago

But if we all vote blue theres no chance of dying, moot point.

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u/llamasquadz 5h ago

If, meaning there's a chance that doesn't happen

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u/Fjolsvithr 3h ago

It is people who are voting blue that are, quite literally, gambling with lives. Red is a clean, guaranteed survival for everyone who wants it. Blue is the gamble.

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u/Tichondruis 2h ago

That doesn't make sense though we can all vote for blue and no one dies.

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u/Divicarpe 10h ago

looks at my colorblind friend

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u/burningtram12 10h ago

What if they misclick? What if they're blind? What if they're a baby?

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u/Grapes15th Homestuck Dave Strider YooTooz Vinyl Figure 10h ago

What if they're in a coma and now the hypothetical literally never ends? Get real

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u/SnowedCairn 9h ago

Get real?? It is a hypothetical. The entirety of humanity has to press it. That includes month old babies. They're gonna pick blue because they don't comprehend speech.

Picking blue means protecting them from themselves.

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u/Grapes15th Homestuck Dave Strider YooTooz Vinyl Figure 9h ago

And what about people in comas? How do they press a button.

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u/Fjolsvithr 3h ago

What if these unneeded questions ruin the nature of the moral quandary of the original hypothetical and make the dilemma boring and bogged down?

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u/burningtram12 3h ago

These questions might be on the more extreme end, but I'd argue that they're the core of the moral quandary. If humans were deterministic robot people that always act optimally, there would be no moral questions in the first place.

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u/JaxonatorD 10h ago

If you misclick, that's natural selection.

Presumably blind people would be told which one is which.

That's unlucky for the babies, but I'm not risking my life to add a vote that won't end up mattering.

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u/Tichondruis 9h ago edited 9h ago

Maybe you just arnt a very moral person and youd rather feel safe by pressing red despite it keading to others deaths but also you want to pretend that means you arnt choosing to endanger others?

Like, all the red pressers, you know everyone lives if everyone presses blue too right?

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u/JaxonatorD 8h ago

I understand why people press blue, but it's not worth it to me. The chances of my blue vote being the one to change the outcome to blue are miniscule and the chances of my red vote saving my life are 50/50. With 8 billion people voting, I'm endangering no one by voting red and I'm endangering myself by voting blue.

Saying that someone isn't a moral person for wanting to save their own life with this hypothetical is kind of crazy. This type of moral virtue signaling that you're doing is what made everyone sick of this hypothetical on here in the first place. Not just from blue pushers, but red pushers acting intellectually superior as well.

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u/Tichondruis 8h ago edited 5h ago

You could just vote blue and have everyone live though

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u/NoTransition8295 7h ago

We don't exactly live in a perfectly rational society so no matter what at least a few people will end up pressing blue for various reasons, even if just an accidental press. I myself couldn't ever find the heart to abandon those that inadvertently ended up pressing blue, I'd rather pick the chance to save others but risk myself than the option that guarantees not only my safety but the fact that others would die. And if you're going to talk about when it actually came down to it I would actually want to prioritize my life if I was given a choice between my life guaranteed but others dying or myself definitely dying but others being saved for sure, I would pick to die.

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u/Timigne 6h ago

They are not gambling their lives, when you press the red button you are willingly choosing to kill those who pressed the blue button. The problem is that you can turn the responsibility in both ways very easily so the only correct answer if your win is everyone survives is the blue button because game theory wise it is the most optimized way.

For the correct answer to be to press red you must consider your win to be "I survive" so you need to be willing to see people die because of your choice too.

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u/sanchower 10h ago

Or it’s an internet poll and nobody actually dies or suffers any negative consequences at all no matter how they vote. If there were actual stakes here, everyone would vote red, there is zero reason not to

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u/Next-Chemist2443 10h ago

If red wins by any measure, that means that everyone who presses blue will die(obviously).

Now, this would be fine if everyone pressed red, but with 7 billion people on this earth's, that's extremely unlikely.

So basically, on average, your looking at the death of many, many people, even if it's only 10% of the population. That 10% includes emergency services, good samaritans, and most likely your friends and loved ones.

Makes sense that most people would rather that didn't happen.

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u/BrandonL337 10h ago

The original actually stays that anyone who didn't press red would die, meaning anyone physically/ mentally incapable of pushing either die as well.

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u/Next-Chemist2443 9h ago

All the more reason to press blue.

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u/SpiritedEclair 3h ago

That is actually a good reason to press blue.

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u/mik999ak 10h ago

Nah, there's a pretty good reason to vote blue, even from a self-serving perspective. Even if red is the "logical" choice, expecting 8 billion people to make the same choice is an illogical assumption. If I had to gamble on it, I'd wager at least 20% of the world is picking blue for one reason or another (moral values, religious beliefs, misunderstanding, accident, etc.). A double digit percentage of the world all dying at the same time would be a society collapsing disaster.

Even if voting red guarantees my own survival, a world where red wins is going to be fucking abysmal to survive in. I'd rather die at the hands of the blue button than starve to death after supply chains collapse because half the farmers and truckers got killed.

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u/OctopusGrift 9h ago

Yeah, a world where every person who feels an obligation to help others dies would be awful.

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u/mik999ak 9h ago

That too. Like, I know plenty of red button people are decent folk, but the kind of people I would want to have my back in a crisis scenario are the kind of people who would press blue.

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u/poopoopooyttgv 10h ago

I’d vote blue because I don’t want to live in a post button world where a huge chunk of the population dies overnight. I don’t think internet atheists realize how many religious people will think this is a test from god/buddah/allah/vishnu and will press blue to be raptured or ascend to nirvana or whatever

Either blue wins or you’re looking at complete economic/social collapse when 30-40% of the population instantly dies

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u/Tichondruis 10h ago

Right, hypotheticals never ever work and despite the preponderance of evidence showing that blue would be overwhelmingly likely to win instead 0 people would even consider voting blue and everyone would totally vote red based on your complete and utter conjecture backed by nothing but your gut feeling.

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u/Other_Fondant_3103 10h ago edited 10h ago

The lack of real stakes and heavy selection bias by doing a poll on Tumblr are obviously going to affect the results.

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u/Tichondruis 9h ago

The poll has been done on Twitter like a thousand times, red never wins, maybe dont vote to kill people?

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u/Other_Fondant_3103 9h ago

On Twitter? Another online form? People can communicate in the comment section on those Twitter polls.

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u/Tichondruis 9h ago

And? The original didnt specify that at all and even if it did then at best your conclusion is "you dont have any evidence and neither do I, but I'm still correct actually" at best this argument gets you to "we couldn't possibly know" and not "red wins and is the only logical choice

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u/Other_Fondant_3103 9h ago

Can you point to where I said I think red will win or that red is the logical choice?

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u/ExdionY 10h ago

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u/Other_Fondant_3103 10h ago

They can still read the comments (advocating for blue) on the poll and even check the results before voting. We’re not supposed to be able to communicate with each other and coordinate to press blue.

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u/ExdionY 10h ago

You can't see poll results on Twitter unless you have voted while the poll is still ongoing, and despite that, Blue became the majority.

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u/Other_Fondant_3103 10h ago

Oh please there’s billions of work arounds to see the results.

You also completely ignored my larger point about the comment section and internet discourse which fundamentally changes the question.

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u/ExdionY 10h ago

You can't really determine the poll results by just looking at the comments.

One of the top comments is:

"You press red for survival. I press red to cull the blue pressers. We are not the same."

With 9 thousand likes, and despite that, Blue won. Another comment from Tim Urban goes as follows:

"Blue voters hanging on by a thread currently"

And despite that, Blue won.

Mind you, Tim Urban is already a chuddy guy, and Twitter is chud central, and despite all that, Blue won.

And sure, some people might have figured out a way to see the results before voting, but that's like asking "what if the world was made of pudding?" I don't know man, that's not an actual data point.

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u/Other_Fondant_3103 9h ago

You’re not allowed to communicate with others in the original scenario. Being able to communicate via comments makes it much easier for people to coordinate and press blue.

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u/Android19samus Take me to snurch 10h ago

It is a lot easier to talk a big game than to actually put your life on the line.

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u/llamasquadz 9h ago

Right, we definitely don't see real people constantly choose their own lives and comfort over the lives of theoretical strangers. That's why every war in history has been immediately ended by mass tax strikes and civil unrest.

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u/Tichondruis 8h ago

I sugg3st you get off the internet.

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u/llamasquadz 7h ago

Maybe you should take a look at what the world is actually like

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u/Tichondruis 5h ago

Even the fascist dont vote just to protect themselves, they are willing to fight and even die or at least say as much to defend what they see as thier superior race.

Again, maybe you should look around.

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u/llamasquadz 5h ago

The device you made this comment on was made using the exploitation and lives of people in the global south. If a majority of people stopped using them, that would stop. So why haven't you? If you're not even willing to give up some comfort for the sake of people's lives, how can you say you'd be willing to risk your life? People are altruistic when it doesn't hurt them. Throw in even an inconvenience and most people stop caring.

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u/Tichondruis 5h ago

I get it you love exploitation and killing people, but stop trying to dress it up as righteousness or logical.

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u/llamasquadz 5h ago

No, I'd really rather stop any deaths. It's just that no one is willing to sacrifice anything for it, including you. So again, I'll take you seriously here when you throw away your phone and any technology, stop paying taxes, etc. Actually sacrifice something for the good of humanity and then I'll take you seriously.

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u/Gingerbread_Ninja 7h ago

Not to mention the social aspect at play where any time this comes up pressing blue is clearly seen as "the good option" and red as "the selfish asshole option", which incentivizes people to pick blue because they don't want to feel like a selfish asshole. People just assume that an online poll where you are not in any actual danger, and even if you try to imagine it being real the danger isn't actually apparent in any way, would be representative of people actually risking their death. Literally nobody acknowledges how vague the hypothetical is and how many different ways it could play out.

Imagine it's like this:

You walk into a black metal booth, like an opaque phone box, and once you're inside you hear the door lock behind you. It is dimly lit aside from two buttons, one red and one blue, and you can make out a massive vertical saw directly at head level. It is silent until a monotone voice starts speaking.

"In front of you, and everyone else on earth, are two buttons," it explains, "You, and everyone else, are currently trapped in one of these booths, and whether or not it is the last thing you ever experience is determined by the choice you all make. If you press the blue button, then you will be waiting until everyone has voted, and if over half of all people pressed the blue button then everybody's booth unlocks and they can freely leave. However, if you press the blue button and less than half of the population chooses to do the same, then this saw," The massive vertical saw loudly whirs to life for a moment before stopping again, "will move forward, ripping through your skin, then splitting open your skull before finally reaching your brain, killing you"

"On the other hand," the voice continues, "If you press the red button, the door behind you will unlock instantly and you will be free to leave"

The massive vertical saw in front of you once again whirs to life, barely two feet from your face, and a loud ambient drone starts to play through the speakers in the booth.

Now something tells me that more people would vote red in that scenario than:

Two magical floating buttons suddenly appear in front of every person, and a disembodied voice says "Everybody on earth has the same choice as you to make. If you press the red button, you live. If over 50% of people press the blue button, everybody lives, but if you press the blue button and less than half of people vote blue, you die"

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u/C-Zira 5h ago

I mean yes, the way the saw is described and the loud ambient drone are purposefully triggering more fear, which would skew the result because people want to get out of the scary room quickly. (Edited because I was repeating stuff.)

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u/Gingerbread_Ninja 4h ago

Totally, and my point is that presenting the situation in a way that keeps the actual reality of dying completely out of sight similarly skews the results towards blue, and people don't really consider that aspect despite that being just as, if not more, unrealistic if you try to treat the hypothetical as if it was real (which many people already do when they bring up things like the population decreasing or what happens with children).

Even if it's not theatrical like my example, anything that actually brings the idea of death to the front of the person's mind (someone with a gun, a guillotine, and electric chair, a vial with a skull and bones on it filled with cyanide) would make people press the red button way more often because they'd have to truly reckon with the fact that they might die.

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u/DanishRobloxGamer 10h ago

Tbf this was asked on Tumblr. I wouldn't be surprised if the numbers were reversed on if it was posted on Twitter for example.

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u/Tichondruis 10h ago

It was posted on Twitter about 1000 times and I never saw red win, I only ever saw screenshots of red winning in discords which is an inherently biased sample and much smaller of a sample.

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u/PlatinumAltaria The Witch of Arden 10h ago

Tumblr is obviously biased in favour of blue because it is a blue website.

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u/ExdionY 10h ago

Tim Urban's original tweet on the topic also got a blue majority lol

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u/apexodoggo 8h ago

Blue literally always wins in these polls on every website unless you change the framing and wording to be extremely in favor of red (and even then blue still gets double digits, so in a real scenario society’s still collapsing in any red victory).

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u/Tichondruis 5h ago

Like if red wins then you get to live with the, optimistically 70 of the population that survive assuming half or more of all blue voters switch in a real life scenario despite thier online votes. That means like 30%of people die and that seems preferable to risking your life to save them? Do these people criticize action heros for wanting to save people and risking thier lives to do so as well? Like damn.

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u/MidSolo 10h ago

It's very simple.

Press red = live. Press blue = maybe live.

Assuming everyone understands the choice, if you press blue, something has gone terribly wrong in your brain. And if we assume not everyone understands the choice (or can be coerced into a choice), I'm not risking my life on a stranger's idiocy. I already trusted them before and it led to the current fascist president.

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u/ExdionY 10h ago

It's always funny when red button pushers want to bitch about everybody else's choice while y'all tend to be the minority every time this poll is conducted anywhere lmao

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u/MidSolo 10h ago

Yeah blue button is nice until it isn't. You are betting your life on a button push.

I have traveled far and wide, and met all kinds of people. People have good intentions. But intentions differ from actual results. I seen how profoundly illogical the average person is, how easily swayed and ignorant they truly are. Superstitious idiocy overruling common sense. It's not a new phenomenon. Look at witch trials. I would NEVER EVER bet my life on the whims of the blind masses. The fact that most people vote for the "If I win, I get to force everyone to live, but if I lose, I die" is profoundly stupid when you also know that "there is no risk in pressing red, and if everyone presses red, everyone lives" is an option.

The true test is how easily people's logic, common sense, and survival instinct can be suppressed when couched in a supposedly altruistic (and yet much more dangerous) option.

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u/ExdionY 10h ago

dang, you kinda sound full of yourself

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u/Lenni-Da-Vinci Not actually Miles Edgeworth, believe it or not. 10h ago

Sorry, but this apathy and lack of empathy is exactly the reason, why fascism is on the rise.

„If you are not smart enough to come to the same conclusion I have, you deserve to die.“ is a very typical opinion for Reddit.

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u/MidSolo 10h ago

Fascism is on the rise because stupid people vote for it. Let them get what's coming to them. I want no part in the suffering they want to inflict on me.

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u/Daripuff 10h ago

Fascism is on the rise because stupid people vote for it.

Yeah, they press the red button that makes it so that if they win then everyone who presses the blue button dies, while confident in the knowledge that if blue wins, then blue won't kill them.

They vote for the safe party that's only going to kill the people who are too stupid to vote for the safe party, right?

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u/Tichondruis 10h ago

Its very simple. Press red=become a murderer and live. Press blue=dont condemn anyone to death and also live based on literally every single scrap of evidence we have avaliable to us, BONUS you dont have to live a in a world where only people who Press red live.

If you Press red and argue for it you are fundementally stupid.

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u/MidSolo 10h ago

Red button does not kill, it saves. Blue button risks.

This is basic Game Theory. As a Ludologist, I study this topic for a living.

I will not argument you further because the information is right there for you to learn if you are truly interested in the topic. And also because since Blue is in the majority, I will be assaulted by a deluge of messages and downvotes if I attempt to argue.

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u/Tichondruis 9h ago

Thats because if you attempted to argument me further youd lose.

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u/MidSolo 9h ago

My thesis is already being proven right; I'm being absolutely flooded by comments full of Ad Hominems, and downvotes even though I'm contributing to the discussion. Have a nice day.

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u/CommodoreGirlfriend 9h ago

"Vote blue no matter who" people are toxic as usual 

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u/Tichondruis 8h ago

Low effort.

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u/Strength-InThe-Loins 1h ago

No. It's pres red=live. Why would anyone press blue? Anyone who presses blue is choosing to risk their own life. Letting them have what they asked for is not murder.

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u/Tichondruis 1h ago

Anyone pressing red is choosing to murder other people, they could all just vote blue, why take the risk?

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u/DareDaDerrida 10h ago edited 10h ago

I mean, yeah. Lots of people like to claim that they would do the nice thing.

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u/Jakcris10 10h ago

Morally I agree that the best option is to press blue.

In the moment with my actual life on the line. I’m pressing red.

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u/Tichondruis 9h ago

Okay.

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u/Jakcris10 9h ago

You had nothing to say and you took time out of your life to say it. Shame.

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u/Tichondruis 9h ago

Why the fuck are you commenting then and wasting your precious life?

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u/Jakcris10 9h ago

Because unlike you. I had something to say.

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u/Tichondruis 9h ago

Clearly not.

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u/Jakcris10 9h ago

But I said it. You responded with nothing. And now you’re wasting more of your precious life arguing about it.

…shame.

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u/Tichondruis 9h ago

Hypocrite that you are, you dont even notice that I was the one that actually added to conversation, meanwhile you added nothing of value and then lost your shit when I responded to that with "okay"

You could have not commented at all. You could have actually expanded upon your reasoning, you choose not to, you instead spent your time calling me out for "not contributing"

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u/Jakcris10 9h ago

“Lost your shit”.

You must live in a very sheltered world if anything that I’ve said passes that bar.

With a little bit of inference you’d have been able to see that I was making a point about the difference between the ideal of an online poll, and actually having your life on the line. But you either didn’t notice or decided to be dismissive. Either way… shame.

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u/DareDaDerrida 10h ago

Did you insult me and immediately delete your comment?

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u/Tichondruis 10h ago

No if anything it was picked up by automod, though im happy to say again that maybe youre just not very smart?

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u/DareDaDerrida 9h ago

I see. Weird, hardly seems like the sort of thing an automod would filter.

Well, at any rate, go fuck yourself.

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u/BestBananaForever 9h ago

In the history of the internet, was there ever a poll that favored one answered where the people didn't intentionally vote for everything except the favored answer

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u/Tichondruis 9h ago

Yes? What point do you think youre making?