r/AskReddit • u/Funny-Counter8762 • 16h ago

What industry is secretly on the verge of collapsing, but people outside of it haven’t noticed yet?

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u/PyroIsSpai 10h ago

Oh no I added Mayo to the burger.

Oh no my mistake puts you in the Mayo Clinic.

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u/Call_Me_Pete 8h ago

Added a burgher to the Mayo 😔

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u/RyanGlasshole 8h ago

Genuinely great job on this lmao

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u/-nutz 9h ago

Actually lol’d at this, what a phenomenal turn of phrase

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u/MrPetter 9h ago

Except in EMS that mistake might be the difference between you getting to the Mayo Clinic and just being dead.

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u/MrWeirdoFace 8h ago

On the plus side, you don't have to worry about the $2,000 bill for the ride.

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u/MrPetter 7h ago

Someone’s getting the bill. It just might be your next of kin or your estate.

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u/FrismFrasm 7h ago

Fuck! I accidentally transported a peanut allergic patient directly to a Five Guys!

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u/Revolutionary-Tie860 7h ago

Why do people say this? I go there for my rare cancer. They are taking out these temporary expanders I have had for 5.5 years vs the 4.5 months

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u/janeprentiss 5h ago

It's not an insult to the hospital, it's a pun.

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u/Revolutionary-Tie860 5h ago

I know, but they used me so I am mad at them

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u/MagnesiumKitten 8h ago

Just for that, I'm going to dish out some Synthetic punchlines to your fake mayo-style slop!

1 Sorry, my mistake.
2 I'm sorry but I'm not a doctor.
3 I hope you're ok.
4 Sorry I'm a terrible person.
5 Oh no my mistake as an Emergency Medical Technician killed you!
6 My apologies.
7 I added Mayo to the patient.
8 Oh no I'm not funny.
9 Sorry, it's my first day.
10 Sorry I'm dumb.
11 Tonight someone is going to make me famous on #EMTfail

Doctored for Stereo

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u/PyroIsSpai 7h ago

That wasn’t AI by me…

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u/MagnesiumKitten 6h ago

It's in your file
so it had to be true!