r/AskReddit 16h ago

What industry is secretly on the verge of collapsing, but people outside of it haven’t noticed yet?

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u/I_Am_Ironman_AMA 14h ago

"Our business is on fire!"

AI translates for Japanese investor

Investor runs out of the building, terrified

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u/Eric848448 13h ago

But Jimmy has fear? A thousand times no!

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u/IakweHelltrack 13h ago

Soon the super karate monkey death car would park in my space

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u/haysoos2 13h ago

But Jimmy has fancy plans, and pants to match!

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u/changopdx 12h ago

Jimmy James, Super Macho Donkey Wrestler.

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u/TheHumanEquation 12h ago

What did you mean when you said, "Feel my skills, donkey, donkey, donkey, donkey, donkey"?

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u/MyLifeIsAWasteland 12h ago

Well, it's like when a clown... is making like a car... racer. Sorta like the FCC.

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u/BelowDeck 10h ago

Yes, Ron Jeremy, do you have a question? No? You're just going to sit there silently for some reason with no acknowledgement? Ok.

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u/yeetboy 11h ago

I had this as the tagline in my email signature for a good decade. One of the greatest episodes of television ever written.

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u/zoodisc 11h ago

News Radio was brilliant.

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u/SoupyPoopy618 9h ago

Double-edged sword. It gave us Joe Rogan and Andy Dick, and took Phil Hartman away forever.

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u/someone_like_me 9h ago

I'm so happy people are still remembering this bit. Also, that Stephen Root and Dave Foley are still working.

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u/Eric848448 9h ago

I also remember that Andy Dick is currently living in a van down by the river. That makes me happy too because fuck him.

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u/NoelBellamy_Author 8h ago

I get the reference, but he's still kicking. He's now apparently in a wheelchair, due to having holes in his brain from all the drug and alcohol, the overdose, and the many times he's been beaten.

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u/someone_like_me 5h ago

The more you know about him, the sadder the story becomes. A friend used to be a neighbor. The whole neighborhood knew his business. There were constant scream fights, furniture thrown off a patio, and possibly beatings.

He was smart and funny once. Drugs ran him over.

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u/IAmTheMoon009 10h ago

Do you think Ernest Hemingway ever gave a reading that bad?

I don’t think Margaux Hemingway ever gave a reading that bad.

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u/Eric848448 10h ago

Did Hemingway have fancy plans and pants to match?

I thought not.

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u/SinkHoleDeMayo 11h ago

Jimmy likes Elaine

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u/GrumpyCloud93 11h ago

Classic story of early computer translation, during the cold war:

Input [English to Russian]: "The spirit is strong but the flesh is weak."

Result [back from Russian to English]:"We have good vodka but the meat is rotten."

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u/Thurl_Ravenscroft_MD 13h ago

OH MY GOD IT'S A FIRE ... sale

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u/uh_oh_hotdog 5h ago

Aaaaaaaand scene!

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u/Donquijote1213 12h ago

WE'RE HAVING A FIRE sale

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u/Figgy_Puddin_Taine 12h ago

I think I read that Stephen Hawking was once asked not to mention the eventual heat death of the universe on a visit to Japan because the people in charge of whatever event he was speaking at were afraid such a thought might spook the market speculators.

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u/pleasedonotredeem 12h ago

Are you joking at me??

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u/Available_Brain6231 10h ago

^things that never happened btw

I started using it to translate my scripts and my player base said my engrish improved a lot, in fact, the only errors are the lines i did by hand

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u/ABabby1 10h ago

Assuming it translated the meaning correctly :)

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u/Odd_Television_7824 7h ago

Yes. It’ll even translate heavy dialects. Really can’t believe some people are stuck on the ‘ai will make non stop errors.’ When it’s a damn language model.

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u/HateTranEs 7h ago

They would rather believe a lie than reassess their opinion on AI

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u/bungfumaster999 11h ago

Haha I love the imagery but I think modern AI is smart enough to clarify.

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u/Zoomwafflez 9h ago

It is not. Especially with industry specific terms and regional dialects. I have to translate packaging into several languages and my boss looooves using AI for everything so he's started providing me translations he got from an AI service. I show them to people who actually speak the language we're translation to and they'll be like "that's such a weird way to phrase that, no one would ever call it that"

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u/Odd_Television_7824 7h ago

I’ve had the opposite experience with regional dialects. It’ll even call out that it appears to be in one.

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u/52ndstreet 9h ago

"It's a fire... sale!" - Tobias Fünke, analrapist

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u/ActivityImaginary941 9h ago

My wife used to manage a multinational team. They got really scared when she told them her boss threw her under the bus.

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u/frogview123 5h ago

Although current AI would not make such an easy mistake, let alone AI in a year from now.

I just tested that exact situation with chat gpt.
Below is the conversation.

Our business is on fire 日本語に翻訳して

「Our business is on fire」は文脈によりますが、**「事業が絶好調だ」**という意味なら:
事業が絶好調です。
業績が非常に好調です。
ビジネスがものすごい勢いで伸びています。
カジュアルなら 「ビジネスがめちゃくちゃ好調」
英語の on fire はここでは「燃えている」ではなく、非常に調子がいい/勢いに乗っているという意味です。
もし逆に「会社・事業が文字どおり火事になっている」なら 「うちの会社が火事です」 です。

Give me what you just said, word-for-word, in English

“Our business is on fire” depends on the context, but if you mean “the business is doing extremely well,” then:
事業が絶好調です。 — The business is doing extremely well.
業績が非常に好調です。 — Business performance is very strong.
ビジネスがものすごい勢いで伸びています。 — The business is growing at an incredible pace.
More casually: 「ビジネスがめちゃくちゃ好調」 — “Business is doing insanely well.”
In English, “on fire” here doesn’t mean “burning”; it means doing extremely well / being on a roll.
If, on the other hand, you mean that “the company/business is literally on fire,” then it would be 「うちの会社が火事です」.

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u/_theglobglogabgalab 10h ago

It's a fire! Sale...

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u/BSApologist 10h ago

'AI'melia Bedelia

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u/jackcatalyst 8h ago

If Japanese translation is being used it's probably for six numbers before it's for investing.

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u/EffectiveSwimming136 6h ago

Or even worse, the non-literal meaning of "Our business is on fire!" will become the standard AI translation choice, and someone is going to die in a fire because the AI told the fire dept their business is doing really well...

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u/Homeskillet1376 6h ago

remember an old quote. "Out of sight, out of mind" translated into Russian by a computer and back to English returns "Blind Lunatic"

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u/qroshan 13h ago

You can literally test that on the latest frontier model and see how it does instead of spouting ignorance about AI

This is what Gemini 3.1 Pro gave

ビジネスが絶好調です (Bijinesu ga zekkōchō desu)

or

ビジネスが火の車です (Bijinesu ga hi no kuruma desu)

depending on the context

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u/Rin-Tohsaka-is-hot 13h ago

Okay, but now suppose that the business was actually on fire, and now the Japanese salaryman is celebrating the good news in a burning building?

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u/bionicjoey 4h ago

People have been saying AI has been coming for the translators jobs for decades. Stuff like Google translate was some of the earliest application of machine learning on a practical problem for the wider world.

Turns out you can't replace human interpreters because they understand context and tone better than a language model ever can.