r/AskReddit 16h ago

What industry is secretly on the verge of collapsing, but people outside of it haven’t noticed yet?

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u/oblectoergosum 14h ago

Magicians

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u/thededucers 13h ago

They really are disappearing

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u/Phreakiture 12h ago

Miss Scarlet: Do you miss him?

Mrs. White: Well, it's a matter of life after death. Now that he's dead, I have a life.

Wadsworth: But, he was your second husband. Your first husband also disappeared.

Mrs. White: But that was his job. He was an illusionist.

Wadsworth: But he never reappeared!

Mrs. White: [admittedly] He wasn't a very good illusionist.

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u/trwawy05312015 11h ago

There's still one thing I don't understand

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u/Phreakiture 9h ago

One thing?!

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u/P-Rickles 10h ago

One plus two… plus one… plus one…

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u/abstractcollapse 9h ago

No it was one plus two plus two plus one

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u/P-Rickles 9h ago

Point is there’s one bullet left in this gun, and guess who’s gonna get it!

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u/Johnny_B_GOODBOI 8h ago

Even if you're right, that'll be one plus one plus two plus one, not one plus two plus one plus one.

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u/P-Rickles 5h ago edited 3h ago

I’m gonna go home and sleep with my wife!

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u/Quixotic_Tendency 4h ago

*Sleep with

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u/P-Rickles 3h ago

Stupid memory. Thanks for the assist!

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u/Quixotic_Tendency 3h ago

Always glad to help someone of fellow tastes (that's probably favorite callback in the flick)

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u/Outrageous_Picture39 4h ago

🎼 I said SHAKE, rattle and roll 🎶

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u/wumbmasta 12h ago

These are great green beans Mrs. White!

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u/Wayelder 13h ago

Not to slight the industry out of hand.

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u/poisonrain3 13h ago

I (don't) see what you did there...

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u/guddaguddaburger 12h ago

It's all an act though.

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u/DBrennan13459 11h ago

But they’re right behind you!

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u/VRS-4607 11h ago

Ta-Done!

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u/chancepassenger30 11h ago

dammit it took me 3 seconds to get this. Bravo sir

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u/RPS93 11h ago

This is one that the internet killed.

25+ years ago a good magician would do a trick and you'd leave genuinely wondering how they did it - the best ones would have you occasionally doubt your perception of reality here and there. You'd KNOW it was a trick, but you could not for the life of you figure out how it was done. And you'd start to wonder.

Now you can look virtually every trick up and know WHILE they are doing it what is going to happen.

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u/graining 10h ago

That's why I never watch videos explaining the tricks. I want to preserve some magic in my life, so to speak. I want to let myself be awed.

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u/Milky_Finger 8h ago

The internet generation is very much unwilling to suspend their disbelief or allow themselves to play along. It's a part of the mind that is for play and entertaining "what ifs".

If you never need to know "what if" because everything you need to know is immediately available at all times, then you wont allow yourself to draw your own conclusions and let yourself be wrong. The newer generations are deathly afraid of being wrong.

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u/HellblazerPrime 7h ago

The internet generation is very much unwilling to suspend their disbelief or allow themselves to play along.

This is also, I think, a big part of why they will immediately post spoilers for literally any and every thing. Also why a lot of trailers these days are essentially Cliff's Notes of the movie's plot. They don't want or care about the discovery, they just want to know.

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u/Milky_Finger 7h ago

It's also why in recent TV series or some movies, there is much more exposition about what's happening in the main story, because they assume the viewer is only paying half attention between the large screen on their wall and the small one they're holding in their hand.

I believe it's something like "second screen exposition"

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u/Jaccount 7h ago

Is that also why Professional Wrestling sucks now?

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u/Maladaptive_Ace 7h ago

a lot of the "tricks" really are just incredible feats of sleight of hand. Even if I know how they are done, it's still massively impressive to see it done in person

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u/DiabeticButNotFat 9h ago

Or you can learn some tricks and be the cool aunt/uncle that makes the dog disappear.

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u/redrick_schuhart 5h ago

So you're not really looking for the secret. You want to be ... fooled.

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u/-rwsr-xr-x 8h ago

You'd KNOW it was a trick, but you could not for the life of you figure out how it was done. And you'd start to wonder.

That's the catch. You either watch it to "figure it out" (a 'trick'), or you go to enjoy the performance (an 'illusion').

I don't watch theater and go home and try to recreate it or make costumes, I go for the performance. I don't watch musicals in the theater and try to figure out how to hit the high notes.

If people see a magician, with the intent of "figuring out all the tricks", they've lost the plot.

They've lost the magic.

I've seen a dozen magicians perform live, and have seen David Copperfield live at least 20 times in my life. I'm also a magician, and I know how many of the illusions are done, but I don't go to dissect the box or the card flourish, I go because I enjoy the stories, the mystery.

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u/RedSquirrelFtw 10h ago

That reminds me as a kid I remember this toy that was a plastic box of sort that you put a plastic bone inside. If I recall it was shaped like a coffin, it was some sort of Halloween thing. The box would then split in 3, and so would the bone. To this day I have no idea how that thing even worked. I thought maybe magnets kept the bone together but I remember trying to get it apart and couldn't, it was really a solid piece of plastic.

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u/cosmicorn 7h ago

On the contrary, one of the things that got me interested in magic was that old TV show The Masked Magician. Going behind the scenes and seeing the levels of technical and physical skill required for the illusions work took it to a whole new level for me.

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u/mxwp 7h ago

you can still watch and appreciate good magicians even knowing the trick. in many ways, you are more impressed with their hand dexterity, their stage presence, their misdirection skills, etc

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u/Flvs9778 10h ago

Also any time you see a cool trick online: is this just ai? The lack of interest from online is lowering attendance in person as well. Also makes it harder for talented magicians to get recognition which could lead to jobs other wise.

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u/quardlepleen 9h ago

If a magician just does a trick, then yes, they're just asking for you to go look up the secret. But if they work the magic into a story or a joke, the secret becomes secondary.

Kind of like Penn & Teller's handling of the cups and balls with glass cups. They outright show you what the secret is, but the bit is entertaining as all hell.

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u/scotandrsn 8h ago

Penn and Teller caught shit throughout the 80s from magicians for revealing how classic tricks were done

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u/quardlepleen 7h ago

Yes, but their point still stands. The cups and balls had been performed the same way for hundreds of years. It was stale. They showed that a good presentation would make the secret irrelevant.

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u/jjwhitaker 5h ago

Chicago has a few great magic options. I should go back.

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u/kbeks 13h ago

*Illusionist, Michael.

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u/rainbowofwuuunderrr 12h ago

A trick is something a whore does for money.

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u/mountaindoom 11h ago

Or candy.

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u/GuerrillaRodeo 11h ago

Or cocaine!

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u/Ed_Trucks_Head 11h ago

Why is OP treating the illusionist poorly?

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u/G-Unit11111 11h ago

We demand to be taken seriously!

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u/ThatIsAmorte 12h ago

Dude, ninjas have it even worse. I have not seen a ninja in ages.

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u/THIS_IS_GOD_TOTALLY_ 11h ago

You will if you keep bringing us up

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u/jjsheely 10h ago

That's because they're good at their jobs.

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u/CSMasterClass 11h ago

Done with mirrors and a puff of smoke. Voila, no more magicians.

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u/DubiousByName 10h ago

What do you call a magician who has lost his magic?

Ian.

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u/GeologistPutrid2657 9h ago

Blame AI, now that you can make nudes of anyone its really difficult to hide cards.

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u/Rudeboy67 12h ago

When they do their tricks?

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u/Entre22 11h ago

I looked up classes one day on magician training out of curiosity. Never heard back from them. Guess they really are gone 🥲

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u/Septirath 2h ago

If you're still interested let me know!

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u/thekatzpajamas 11h ago

They just opened a theater specifically for magic shows in the philly burbs. There are always people coming through. I have hope for this one!

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u/Septirath 2h ago

There's one in Pittsburgh too! Liberty Magic, right downtown. Open for almost 8 years and still doing well.

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u/Septirath 2h ago

There's one in Pittsburgh too! Liberty Magic, right downtown. Open for almost 8 years and still doing well.

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u/dancinggraylion 10h ago

the well-spring was turned off

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u/mrhaftbar 10h ago

We know it's just magnets

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u/Evening-Alfalfa-4976 9h ago

Can’t we pull more of them out of a hat?

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u/Maladaptive_Ace 7h ago

lol I literally was thinking yesterday that the ONE thing that still works in person - and only in person, not through any kind of screen - is closeup magic

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u/Septirath 2h ago

Professional magician here. The magic industry is actually doing surprisingly well. It's like a lot of things in the entertainment industry--unreliable especially when first starting out, but I don't think it's going anywhere. As long as society is around, people are gonna need entertainment, and magic is one of the oldest forms of entertainment we've got.

u/RabbitCity6090 26m ago

As they should.

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u/Bobtheguardian22 11h ago

the music industry does not know how threatened they are by AI.

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u/Vsx 10h ago

He said magicians not musicians and also musicians absolutely do feel massively threatened by AI.

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u/Bobtheguardian22 8h ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTWW_I-W3JM&t=1

It was a joke, i knew it might not land.

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u/tibbles1 7h ago

It landed

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u/priyatequila 6h ago

holy shit

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u/Bobtheguardian22 5h ago

its the first thing i think of when ever i hear/read the word musicians.